Let's hear your best car jokes!
A guy walks into a parts store and says “I’d like a gas cap for my Prius.” and the store owner said “Sounds like a fair trade.”
A guy walks into a parts store and says “I’d like a gas cap for my Prius.” and the store owner said “Sounds like a fair trade.”
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What did the camaro owner do when he beat the supra?
He turned off his xbox and went to sleep.
i use the indicators on my BMW
A tourist was driving her rental Peugeot 206 down the freeway to Cape Town, but the engine overheated, seized and literally melted. When asked by emergency services why the car was in 1st gear, if she was doing freeway speeds, the lady responded: “1st gear? I thought it was an automatic” true story
Jesus Christ, I refuse to believe this is true. Poor engine.
Maniac!
Porsche did 911.
that’s a no va
What do you call a fish who owns a racecar. A Tuna.
This is great!
What do Hondas and tampons have in common?
every pu*sy has one
95% of Fords are still on the road! The other 5% made it home..
A man bought his wife a brand new Ferrari for her birthday. She responded with, “I hate it! I want something that does 0-200 in 2 seconds”. The man returned the car and bought her a different gift. The look on her face when he presented her with a brand new bathroom scale was like no other.
10/10
boom.
That is great
A: Hey, what’s a good first car?
B: Get a Life
A: WTF MAN
B: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Honda_Life