The 10 Steps Of A Petrolhead's Epic Road Trip

Before setting off, you set up the GPS to beat its ETA

When you hit the motorway, the first thing you see in your mirror is a tailgating Audi...

...quickly followed by a brake checking BMW

Despite all the stress, you stick to the speed limit

...until you get to the derestricted German Autobahn

When you hit the 81mph speed limit again...you have other ideas

Despite your speed, there's always someone travelling faster

When it comes to relieving yourself, you avoid public toilets at all costs

...which may result in unexpected smells in the cabin

No matter how long you've been on the road, you always get a buzz when you've arrived at your destination