10 Types Of Car That Scream "I'm A Douchebag"
If you looked at the 'cars' subreddit on the weekend, you'd have seen an interesting thread titled 'What car screams I'm a douchebag?' Here are the findings...
1. Honda Civic painted with primer + fart can
As suggested by Reddit user shhsfootballjock
2. Any car with the 'I 3 Haters' stickers
As suggested by Reddit user dusty_chowders
3. Cars that are driven by "vapers"
As suggested by Reddit user warren31
4. New cars that are stanced
As suggested by Reddit user WitBeer
5. Diesel trucks that roll coal
As suggested by Reddit user Mmer03
6. Any vehicle with the "Move Over --->" sticker
As suggested by Reddit user captaindigbob
7. Cars that are driven around with bricks of snow
As suggested by Reddit user BreakfastBurrito
8. "Any truck with truck nuts hanging under the bumper"
As suggested by Reddit user BigOldCar
9. "Any Hummer except for the original civilian models"
As suggested by Reddit user Bittoman
10. Any minivan driven by a man forced to buy it by his wife
As suggested by Reddit user Audi02s4
For hundreds more suggestion by Redditors, here’s the link to the original thread.
Comments
Forgot the ‘prius repellent’ sticker on the rear bumper
Well maybe somenoe could explain that to me: I never understood, why vaping is so bad…I mean I don’t do that but why does everybody say that these drivers are douchebags??
I don’t know there’s just something annoying about most of those people. They generally look like hipsters and usually act smartass. One day my vaper collegue took it out in the middle of a conference and when my boss asked him to put it away he said ‘Why, it’s not a cigaratte?’. It just feels like most people vaping are ‘dude, it’s not a cigaratte, chill’. And these kind of people are usually douchebags on the road, too. As always, there are normal vapers, too, but I was talking about the majority.
Any vehicle with under glow.
Truck nuts, to compensate for what the driver dosent have.
As a “vaper” and diesel owner I find myself in an awkward situation :D
any car with police escort
Any fellow vaporizer aficionados gonna jump in and defend ourselves? Nope? Well then I won’t either.
Funny thing is, here in Vancouver, it’s not Audi’s and BMW’s that cause grief, it’s the Gold Corolla’s driven by chinese people that make driving that much more dangerous.
So because i vape to quit smoking i am a d bag? But do none of the other things.
Anyone that has a bumper sticker or says “Because race car” is automatically branded in my book as an idiot.