10 Types Of Car That Scream "I'm A Douchebag"
If you looked at the 'cars' subreddit on the weekend, you'd have seen an interesting thread titled 'What car screams I'm a douchebag?' Here are the findings...
1. Honda Civic painted with primer + fart can
As suggested by Reddit user shhsfootballjock
2. Any car with the 'I 3 Haters' stickers
As suggested by Reddit user dusty_chowders
3. Cars that are driven by "vapers"
As suggested by Reddit user warren31
4. New cars that are stanced
As suggested by Reddit user WitBeer
5. Diesel trucks that roll coal
As suggested by Reddit user Mmer03
6. Any vehicle with the "Move Over --->" sticker
As suggested by Reddit user captaindigbob
7. Cars that are driven around with bricks of snow
As suggested by Reddit user BreakfastBurrito
8. "Any truck with truck nuts hanging under the bumper"
As suggested by Reddit user BigOldCar
9. "Any Hummer except for the original civilian models"
As suggested by Reddit user Bittoman
10. Any minivan driven by a man forced to buy it by his wife
As suggested by Reddit user Audi02s4
For hundreds more suggestion by Redditors, here’s the link to the original thread.
Comments
The brick of Snow thing would just have me laughing so hard, it looks so funny! But the rest I agree on.
Does this make me a douche? Its not crazy stanced its still very day to day friendly plus i dont tailgate..
Don’t forget about guys with tow hooks👌🏼
Why does your car scream “I’m A Douchebag” when you do as your wife says?
I’m okay with trucks rolling coal as long as they don’t do it on anybody else or their car…and I can’t relate to hummer drivers so far they’ve been pretty respectible to other drivers
Or cars with blocks of snow on the top of their cars I live in Florida…it don’t snow lol
When you get tailgated by an audi (most popular car) just slow down or if you are at a traffic light and somebody is making you feel uncomfortable just put your reverse lights on or make a ghetto switch so you can turn them on and off without having to change gears
I quite don’t agree with the vape but they are always exceptions
I agree with
2,4,5,6,8
I somewhat agree with
3
And the rest I don’t agree with.
Just because someone has a Honda as described above, doesn’t mean they are a douche.
Not all hummer drivers are douches
And number 10 is just plain stupid.
Hometown hero that’s an Austin juice!
This is probably the most accurate article ever posted on car throttle.