10 Types Of Car That Scream "I'm A Douchebag"
If you looked at the 'cars' subreddit on the weekend, you'd have seen an interesting thread titled 'What car screams I'm a douchebag?' Here are the findings...
1. Honda Civic painted with primer + fart can
As suggested by Reddit user shhsfootballjock
2. Any car with the 'I 3 Haters' stickers
As suggested by Reddit user dusty_chowders
3. Cars that are driven by "vapers"
As suggested by Reddit user warren31
4. New cars that are stanced
As suggested by Reddit user WitBeer
5. Diesel trucks that roll coal
As suggested by Reddit user Mmer03
6. Any vehicle with the "Move Over --->" sticker
As suggested by Reddit user captaindigbob
7. Cars that are driven around with bricks of snow
As suggested by Reddit user BreakfastBurrito
8. "Any truck with truck nuts hanging under the bumper"
As suggested by Reddit user BigOldCar
9. "Any Hummer except for the original civilian models"
As suggested by Reddit user Bittoman
10. Any minivan driven by a man forced to buy it by his wife
As suggested by Reddit user Audi02s4
For hundreds more suggestion by Redditors, here’s the link to the original thread.
Comments
My mom drives a red H3.. does that make her a douchebag? :c
Wait so your automaticly a douchebag if your wife makes u drive mini van wheres the logic in that?
I don’t get it why you’re a douche when you vape.
And whats wrong about new stanced cars?
Oh, what a great piece of journalism. Putting people whos taste in cars isn’t equivalent to yours in a booth and defeacating all over them. That’s really counterintuitive; coming from a community supposedly run by “enthusiasts” who preach equality and acceptance. ~ utter hipocracy.
Rant over.
Oh my, the political correctness police arrives! Why would you call a post clearly meant for entertainment a piece of journalism? This is a social network that isn’t purely meant for information and circle jerking other easily offended SJW’s. BTW, the description mentions the source: reddit. Not exactly a very serious site.
that chevy cruze is not stanced tho
leaving vaping out of this.
Hmm, good post…
But I don’t believe new car’s that are stanced or lifted trucks rolling coal fit…
They’re both awesome in their own way,
Rolling coal serves no visual or practical purpose at all, how about install a device that sprays your diesel into the air, just because it is “awesome in its own way” even though completely useless?
I think #6 is a great idea especially if you live in the US with left lane hoggers
I dunno if I agree with the “stanced new cars”
Those nuts always make me laugh to be honest, maybe because I’ve never seen them IRL. :-))