10 Types Of Car That Scream "I'm A Douchebag"
If you looked at the 'cars' subreddit on the weekend, you'd have seen an interesting thread titled 'What car screams I'm a douchebag?' Here are the findings...
1. Honda Civic painted with primer + fart can
As suggested by Reddit user shhsfootballjock
2. Any car with the 'I 3 Haters' stickers
As suggested by Reddit user dusty_chowders
3. Cars that are driven by "vapers"
As suggested by Reddit user warren31
4. New cars that are stanced
As suggested by Reddit user WitBeer
5. Diesel trucks that roll coal
As suggested by Reddit user Mmer03
6. Any vehicle with the "Move Over --->" sticker
As suggested by Reddit user captaindigbob
7. Cars that are driven around with bricks of snow
As suggested by Reddit user BreakfastBurrito
8. "Any truck with truck nuts hanging under the bumper"
As suggested by Reddit user BigOldCar
9. "Any Hummer except for the original civilian models"
As suggested by Reddit user Bittoman
10. Any minivan driven by a man forced to buy it by his wife
As suggested by Reddit user Audi02s4
For hundreds more suggestion by Redditors, here’s the link to the original thread.
Comments
I hate that cape stereotype that if you cape, you’re a douche. I was addicted to cigarettes for 2 years, and I started vaping in May. Start with like 7mg of nicotene and work your way down every time you buy a new tank. I bought a new one every 2 or 3 weeks and now I vaoed with no nicotene for about a month at the end in October just so I could stop the action. Do I still crave a bit if nicotene every once in a while, of course. You’ll always have cravings after you quit, well at least for the next year, but I can’t fight the urges.
Oh come on now, 10 isn’t douchebags, just poor souls whose wife made them sell racecar
Whats wrong with vaping?
Why us vaping, stancing New cars, hummers wrong? Well because CT started as a car community but as it grows, the younger the CTzens get, the more stereotypical we get, and more hateful. To alot anything else than GTR, and other very popularitet cars. It is sad!!
It’s just a joke man! And vaping is wrong because it’s abusing things to get high.
#10 isn’t legitimate.
Can we talk about how regurgitated this is from Jalopnik?
Nothing wrong with stanced newer car
WTF?! Where’s the BMW 3 series in this list?
Very accurate
forgot bmws