13 Things You Should Never Say To A Petrolhead

Being a petrolhead is a way of life. We love our cars and can't comprehend why others don't share the same passion. So we asked you guys a crucial question: what are the worst things to say to a car guy?
13 Things You Should Never Say To A Petrolhead

“What’s the point in making it better? The motorway only goes up to 70mph”

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Suggested by: Disklok UK

"It’s just a car"

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Suggested by: Charles Huntsman

"I’m thinking about an LS swap for my RX-7"

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“Why do you drive an old car?”

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Suggested by: Jonathan

"Cars are for going from point A to point B"

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“Why you need an manual, when automatic can do the shifting for you?”

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"You need a girlfriend, man"

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Non petrolhead: "Can I drive?"

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“Pretty sure that’s a Lambo dude”

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"You don’t need a fast car, where are you gonna use it?"

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“What’s the point of cars? It’s just an expensive hobby that you’ll regret in the future.”

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When you are washing your car there is always the person who says: "you can wash my car next"

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“Honey, I’m going to bed now” - Suggesting you should stop working on your car and go with her

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Comments

Guus_swift

And there is always the “you love your car more that you love me” girlfriend

03/06/2016 - 10:59 |
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Bring a Caterham To MARS

In reply to by Guus_swift

Like
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What about it

03/06/2016 - 11:40 |
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Haha this is why you get the car first, so she knows what she’s letting herself in for.

03/06/2016 - 12:54 |
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and deep inside you,you know she is true…but you watch what you say next because you still want dat booty :3

03/06/2016 - 13:24 |
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Yes and the sky is blue what’s your point.

03/06/2016 - 21:21 |
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Anonymous

“Should I buy a Prius?” Yes, and I’ll go buy some bleach to mix into your drink.

03/06/2016 - 11:07 |
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Duke RocketBunny Nuggets

or the “ what’s the point of going to a car meet” , b*tch that’s my hobby i’m not bothering you with your ugly makeup

03/06/2016 - 11:07 |
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CarGuy 4

“Cars are boring…”

03/06/2016 - 12:07 |
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“You think that because YOU are boring” say that the next time to whoever says CARZ are boring

03/07/2016 - 06:44 |
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rachmat_777

“Honey, I’m going to bed now” - Suggesting you should stop working on your car and go with her

The best way to reply to ur girl/guy is “how about we spend time working together fixing my baby?”

03/06/2016 - 12:39 |
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Anonymous

When someone roasts your car…

03/06/2016 - 13:09 |
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Dat muscle guy (Sam Stone)(Camaro Squad)(Die augen leader)(E

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Unless its on CT of course

03/06/2016 - 13:13 |
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Anonymous

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And the roaster doesn’t have a car

03/06/2016 - 19:14 |
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Dat muscle guy (Sam Stone)(Camaro Squad)(Die augen leader)(E

There is also always the “It’s either me or the car” girlfriend

03/06/2016 - 13:12 |
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There used to be an “is’t either me or that car” girlfriend

03/06/2016 - 13:46 |
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Ali Mahfooz

Sums up people who use ‘Yahoo!’. Very accurate.

03/06/2016 - 13:20 |
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jb28_photo

Just like Walter rorhl said “cars aren’t like humans, cars need love”

03/06/2016 - 13:29 |
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Anonymous

when you freak out about spotting your fav car, that is very rare, and a non-car guy spoils it by saying he’s seen it before, even though he doesn’t have a clue which car he saw.

03/06/2016 - 13:49 |
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