15 Things We All Do Without Even Realising It
1. You always stare at your car's reflection
For some unknown reason, you car always looks extra special when you see it in the reflection of a shop window. Bonus points if you glance at your car’s reflection when in motion!
2. You decide to drive economically, then fail miserably
We all know the feeling when we decide to drive carefully and save some fuel, only to change our minds and floor it after about two minutes!
3. You wonder what Shmee150 does for a living
With new supercars popping up in his garage every month, Tim is living the petrolhead dream. What’s left for us to do, is to figure out what he does for a living and replicate it. Simples.
4. You turn the radio down to see better
Do you turn your radio down before parking or when you get lost? You are not alone!
5. You switch the A/C off for extra power
Unless you drive a sub-150bhp car, chances are it won’t make it any faster. You do it anyway, and so does everyone else.
6. You feel bad for not helping the mechanic you've paid
When you catch the mechanic struggling to unseize that bolt on the subframe, you feel compelled to offer assistance, but quickly remember that you’ve paid him to do the job, so let him get on with it.
7. You drain your monthly data allowance with the Car Throttle Android app
No true petrolhead can resist playing those 7mb reaction GIFs (except for your mobile network provider). Don’t have the app yet? Download it here!
8. You always look back at your car after parking it
As the saying goes, ‘if you don’t look back at your car as you walk away from it, then you bought the wrong car’.
9. You pay close attention to the Top Gear audience (RIP)
Don’t act like you’ve never done this…
10. You repeatedly wobble your shifter to make sure it's in neutral
Come on, just one more wobble. You know, to make sure.
11. You triple check that you locked your car
Did you press the button? Did it click? Sure? You might want to open it and close it again.
12. You feel like a baller driving home from a car wash
This also happens when you install some new parts. You suddenly feel like the whole world is looking at you.
13. You set the wheel and seating position as low as possible
It’s all about that race car seating position.
14. You live life a quarter tank at a time
It doesn’t matter if you do this for weight reduction or because you simply can’t afford a full tank of fuel. We are all guilty of this.
15. You instantly look at the model badge when you see a BMW
Because you need to know whether you’re up against a 318d or a 330i. If there’s no badge, you can instantly identify the model based on the number and shape of the exhasust tips.
Did we miss anything? Let us know in the comments!
Comments
Nailed it!
This is one of the most accurate posts I’ve seen in a while!! Hahah
I do most of these and I’m aware of it too
For the e46 if it has an after market exhaust you can look at the disc brakes. the rotors and callipers are larger on a 330I/Xi than on a 325/318. My co-worker had a tuned 325 that was d-badged and I have a 330 and the rotors/callipers were much larger.
I know what schmee does for a living. Please. HIMYM viewers know what it means ;)
Considering I drive ~140km everyday to get to and from work I usually fill up a full tank twice a week… especially if I drive a bit in the weekends ;)
These 11. Is so not truth bcs i dont have car with that remote control.
The fuel pump in a petrol BMW is lubricated and cooled by the petrol in the tank. Ones who drive “quarter tank at a time” replace pumps once a year. The “Im riding on a lamp daily” BMW stereotype that’s actually true for most BMW driving idiots is a sure sign that you don’t want to buy a car off him, cause he has no clue on how to maintain it.
P.S: I got no clue who shmee is and I honestly do not care :)
Haha #12 is so true, every time you install car parts you feel like the whole world is looking at your car. I just installed STi seats in my car last weekend, and I’ve gotten that feeling, it even made me put my backpack on the floor and not on the seat one day so everyone could see them, not that they were looking. LOLOL
Can anyone name the colour on the S2K? Love it!