15 Things We All Do Without Even Realising It
1. You always stare at your car's reflection
For some unknown reason, you car always looks extra special when you see it in the reflection of a shop window. Bonus points if you glance at your car’s reflection when in motion!
2. You decide to drive economically, then fail miserably
We all know the feeling when we decide to drive carefully and save some fuel, only to change our minds and floor it after about two minutes!
3. You wonder what Shmee150 does for a living
With new supercars popping up in his garage every month, Tim is living the petrolhead dream. What’s left for us to do, is to figure out what he does for a living and replicate it. Simples.
4. You turn the radio down to see better
Do you turn your radio down before parking or when you get lost? You are not alone!
5. You switch the A/C off for extra power
Unless you drive a sub-150bhp car, chances are it won’t make it any faster. You do it anyway, and so does everyone else.
6. You feel bad for not helping the mechanic you've paid
When you catch the mechanic struggling to unseize that bolt on the subframe, you feel compelled to offer assistance, but quickly remember that you’ve paid him to do the job, so let him get on with it.
7. You drain your monthly data allowance with the Car Throttle Android app
No true petrolhead can resist playing those 7mb reaction GIFs (except for your mobile network provider). Don’t have the app yet? Download it here!
8. You always look back at your car after parking it
As the saying goes, ‘if you don’t look back at your car as you walk away from it, then you bought the wrong car’.
9. You pay close attention to the Top Gear audience (RIP)
Don’t act like you’ve never done this…
10. You repeatedly wobble your shifter to make sure it's in neutral
Come on, just one more wobble. You know, to make sure.
11. You triple check that you locked your car
Did you press the button? Did it click? Sure? You might want to open it and close it again.
12. You feel like a baller driving home from a car wash
This also happens when you install some new parts. You suddenly feel like the whole world is looking at you.
13. You set the wheel and seating position as low as possible
It’s all about that race car seating position.
14. You live life a quarter tank at a time
It doesn’t matter if you do this for weight reduction or because you simply can’t afford a full tank of fuel. We are all guilty of this.
15. You instantly look at the model badge when you see a BMW
Because you need to know whether you’re up against a 318d or a 330i. If there’s no badge, you can instantly identify the model based on the number and shape of the exhasust tips.
Did we miss anything? Let us know in the comments!
Comments
Number 15 has wiped the floor with me. I just realized I’ve been doing it for like 10 years…
God damn the ACCURACY .. smfh i def look for badges or exhaust tips when it comes to bmw
turning the A/C off xD silly, i don’t have a A/C xD :(
None of my cars have been through car washes under my ownership. If you really love your car you should wash it by hand. Gives you a lot of satisfaction afterwards as well.
Number 2 got me.. absolutely :D
Especially 2 and 12 lmao
All the time! I was wondering what Schmee does while reading this list.
316: pfft.
318: meh.
320: hmm - he knows a bit about cars.
325: this guy’s a car guy.
330 and above.. yeah, let’s race!.
5-series: pfft - probably an old person.
7-series: meh.
8 series: damn! a real 850ci!
#16: You traded your S2000 for a Polo
They always have good looking girls at the front of the crowd.
OMG!!! I do all of those things