6 Ways The Pokemon Go Takeover Is Great News For Petrolheads
1. Empty roads
With more people using Pokemon Go in the US than Twitter, Netflix and Spotify, you know this app is stupidly popular. It means that a lot of lazy bastards who would have previously driven everywhere suddenly have a new motivation to walk instead, so they can catch Squirtles and what not. So, the next time you go out for a drive, the roads might just be a little quieter…
As expertly demonstrated here by CT friends Boosted Boris and Bridge to Gantry!
3. It might save your relationship
If you’re in a relationship with a non-car person, you’ll come across this dilemma frequently: you want to spend time together, but there’s a kick-ass car show on. The compromise people usually reach is to drag the significant other to said car show, but do that too often, and tensions will rise. Now Pokemon Go is here though, all you need to do is get them hooked - if they aren’t already one of the 20+ million users - and suddenly he or she has something to keep occupied while you go around drooling over hot metal.
4. You'll have a welcome distraction to your project
We’ve all been there: when that one stuck bolt or other tricky job brings your whole car project to a standstill. You could keep at it, and in your stress end up breaking something. Instead though, you can get out of the garage, clear your head, and look for a wild Meowth…
5. Accidental car spotting
Your newfound, moderately worrying Pokemon Go addiction means you’ll be out and about exploring new areas. Imagine what cars you might spot along the way!
6. Beefier legs for race car pedals
Since your Pokemon addiction will result in you getting a hell of a lot of exercise you wouldn’t have otherwise, your legs will end up hella strong. So, if you ever find yourself in a car with a racecar-like heavy pedal box, you’ll be well prepared.
OK, we were grasping at straws a little with that one.
It should go without saying that you should never, ever use your phone while driving, for Pokemon or anything else. Otherwise you’ll end up like this weapons-grade chump.
Comments
When you can’t heel toe cause your legs are too long to fit in a car right and you’ve sprained your ankle so many times you can barely rotate it :(
I really don’t like all this Pokemon $#!t, but this post has some good points.
pokemon $#!t i chose u !
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the roads wont be empty, theyll be full of people trying to catch that damn pikachu!
“It might save your relationship” Because there’s nothing a girl wants more than a guy who’s a petrolhead AND a Pokemon fan :P
But i like both Cars and Pokemon……. what’s the problem with it?
see my pokemon go post