9 Ways To Explain To Normal People Why You Love Cars

If you struggle to explain your love of cars to the 'sub-humans', then here are nine great explanations to get you started!
9 Ways To Explain To Normal People Why You Love Cars

I'd ask them a question...

Suggested by Thug Bird
Suggested by Thug Bird

Me: “Hey, what’s your passion, then?”
Sub-human: “Umm this thing. And I really like it!”
Me: “Likewise, I like my passion like you like your passion, so let’s not downgrade each other, alright? Every man to himself.”

Cars are like people...

Suggested by Alex Kersten
Suggested by Alex Kersten

“Cars are like people. You give them love and they’ll always look after you. You respect them, and they’ll watch your back. But most of all…if you’re willing to work on them yourself, they’ll be your best friend for life.”

I have no idea why...

Suggested by Lamborghini SV
Suggested by Lamborghini SV

“To be honest I have no idea why I love cars, I just do.”

Cars are cheaper than cocaine...

Suggested by Richard Cantillon
Suggested by Richard Cantillon

“Because cars are cheaper than cocaine and a lot more fun.”

Just because you don't get it...

Suggested by Ricardo Mercio
Suggested by Ricardo Mercio

“Just because you don’t get it doesn’t mean it doesn’t make sense. How often do I question your love for oversized phones and overpriced coffee?”

Because race car

Suggested by Michael Misieczko
Suggested by Michael Misieczko

Cars never leave you...

Suggested by Allegra
Suggested by Allegra

“Cars never leave you. And you can always make them change and be better without them giving you issues.”

Step 1: Find turbo RX-7...

Suggested by Caro F. Doom
Suggested by Caro F. Doom

Step 1: Find turbo RX-7
Step 2: Warm up engine
Step 3: Rev engine
Step 4: Lift foot off throttle
Step 5: stu

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Anonymous

I use what I call the “clothes” argument, when they ask my why I love modifying my car and how it’s a waste of money, I ask then why they don’t just wear a white T-shirt and cheap jeans, it’s cheaper and still does the job

03/25/2016 - 13:21 |
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Basildesigns

Cool article alex (Y) :D
I don’t wanna be that guy but, ROTARY is bes NA, like the one in step 1: A 26B NA Brap-spec

03/25/2016 - 13:34 |
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Klockorino

cool. loved the forza part

03/25/2016 - 13:48 |
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Rip CT, this shit was a good app back in the day

I absolutely hate when someone says there’s no point making your car faster because of speed limits
Someone actually said that to me, the I throat punched them.
Just kidding. But I was furious
A statement like that is Blasphemy of the highest order

03/25/2016 - 13:52 |
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When people at school tell me that there’s no point making your car faster because of speed limits I just say there are no speed limits on a race track.

03/25/2016 - 20:18 |
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Itsu Ka

That feels with the Forza intro, make me cry everytime

03/25/2016 - 13:57 |
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Anonymous

I thank you so much sir for this post.

03/25/2016 - 14:19 |
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SPECTERSAL

Because when I get hungry my stomach and my car both rumble. We’re both like the same thing.

03/25/2016 - 14:31 |
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Kyle Sanborn

Next time someone says “i don’t get you and cars, it’s just a piece of metal.” I will reply “I don’t understand you and coffee. It is just a drink.” Get them every time

03/25/2016 - 14:35 |
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Anonymous

All RX-7’s are turbocharged.

03/25/2016 - 14:47 |
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Hast

In reply to by Anonymous (not verified)

That’s like saying all Mitsubishis are Evos…

03/25/2016 - 15:05 |
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Anonymous

When someone talks to me about how they find it strange that I enjoy modifying cars, I point out the nearest car meet or show them my tuner friends. Then they know I’m not the only gearhead out there.

03/25/2016 - 14:56 |
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