9 Ways To Explain To Normal People Why You Love Cars

If you struggle to explain your love of cars to the 'sub-humans', then here are nine great explanations to get you started!
9 Ways To Explain To Normal People Why You Love Cars

I'd ask them a question...

Suggested by Thug Bird
Suggested by Thug Bird

Me: “Hey, what’s your passion, then?”
Sub-human: “Umm this thing. And I really like it!”
Me: “Likewise, I like my passion like you like your passion, so let’s not downgrade each other, alright? Every man to himself.”

Cars are like people...

Suggested by Alex Kersten
Suggested by Alex Kersten

“Cars are like people. You give them love and they’ll always look after you. You respect them, and they’ll watch your back. But most of all…if you’re willing to work on them yourself, they’ll be your best friend for life.”

I have no idea why...

Suggested by Lamborghini SV
Suggested by Lamborghini SV

“To be honest I have no idea why I love cars, I just do.”

Cars are cheaper than cocaine...

Suggested by Richard Cantillon
Suggested by Richard Cantillon

“Because cars are cheaper than cocaine and a lot more fun.”

Just because you don't get it...

Suggested by Ricardo Mercio
Suggested by Ricardo Mercio

“Just because you don’t get it doesn’t mean it doesn’t make sense. How often do I question your love for oversized phones and overpriced coffee?”

Because race car

Suggested by Michael Misieczko
Suggested by Michael Misieczko

Cars never leave you...

Suggested by Allegra
Suggested by Allegra

“Cars never leave you. And you can always make them change and be better without them giving you issues.”

Step 1: Find turbo RX-7...

Suggested by Caro F. Doom
Suggested by Caro F. Doom

Step 1: Find turbo RX-7
Step 2: Warm up engine
Step 3: Rev engine
Step 4: Lift foot off throttle
Step 5: stu

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Comments

Thug Bird

Caro’s reason is gold.

chirp chirp

03/25/2016 - 11:39 |
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ikr

03/25/2016 - 18:39 |
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Moritz Becker

Step 6: ?????
Step 7: Profit

03/25/2016 - 11:48 |
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biltema rägger

so you know how fun cocaine is? ;)

03/25/2016 - 11:56 |
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The Ferrari Guy

After seeing that forza trailer it made me realise how much gran turismo need to step up their game and hurry up in making games as well

03/25/2016 - 11:58 |
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DeLeon

So its Forza noch Forsa ??

03/25/2016 - 12:01 |
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Camden Wolfe

They’re much more free and interactive than the tiny screen of a “smart”phone that’s bigger than your (boyfriend’s) -whistle-.

03/25/2016 - 12:29 |
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Fin Jimbo

Just tell them I love cars because they make my haarovälit kireiksi kun kuuntelen, katselen & haistelen niitä :D

03/25/2016 - 12:32 |
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Mr illuminati

As for the turbo rx7… I FEEL LEFT OUT!!! Lol, but really, nobody talks about the awesome sound of na rx7s (like the 787b)

03/25/2016 - 12:32 |
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Yeah I feel left out too! turbo or NA… Both beautiful!! :D

03/26/2016 - 14:11 |
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Anonymous

It seems that I’m the only one against using the expresion subhumans..

03/25/2016 - 13:13 |
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Anonymous

If in doubt, flat out

03/25/2016 - 13:14 |
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