9 Ways To Explain To Normal People Why You Love Cars

If you struggle to explain your love of cars to the 'sub-humans', then here are nine great explanations to get you started!
9 Ways To Explain To Normal People Why You Love Cars

I'd ask them a question...

Suggested by Thug Bird
Suggested by Thug Bird

Me: “Hey, what’s your passion, then?”
Sub-human: “Umm this thing. And I really like it!”
Me: “Likewise, I like my passion like you like your passion, so let’s not downgrade each other, alright? Every man to himself.”

Cars are like people...

Suggested by Alex Kersten
Suggested by Alex Kersten

“Cars are like people. You give them love and they’ll always look after you. You respect them, and they’ll watch your back. But most of all…if you’re willing to work on them yourself, they’ll be your best friend for life.”

I have no idea why...

Suggested by Lamborghini SV
Suggested by Lamborghini SV

“To be honest I have no idea why I love cars, I just do.”

Cars are cheaper than cocaine...

Suggested by Richard Cantillon
Suggested by Richard Cantillon

“Because cars are cheaper than cocaine and a lot more fun.”

Just because you don't get it...

Suggested by Ricardo Mercio
Suggested by Ricardo Mercio

“Just because you don’t get it doesn’t mean it doesn’t make sense. How often do I question your love for oversized phones and overpriced coffee?”

Because race car

Suggested by Michael Misieczko
Suggested by Michael Misieczko

Cars never leave you...

Suggested by Allegra
Suggested by Allegra

“Cars never leave you. And you can always make them change and be better without them giving you issues.”

Step 1: Find turbo RX-7...

Suggested by Caro F. Doom
Suggested by Caro F. Doom

Step 1: Find turbo RX-7
Step 2: Warm up engine
Step 3: Rev engine
Step 4: Lift foot off throttle
Step 5: stu

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Comments

Anonymous

Well you can f* in them, that’s good

03/25/2016 - 21:37 |
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Anonymous

He says they are cheaper than cocaine…

“Honey your new car parts have arrived, how much have you spent this time?”

03/25/2016 - 22:08 |
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JustusLM

In reply to by Anonymous (not verified)

But you’ll never hear:”Dammit! There’s police! Flush the new rims down the toilet!”

03/26/2016 - 07:48 |
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Brandon Herrera

fk i love cars

03/25/2016 - 22:56 |
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Sam Kay

My dad doesn’t understand my love for cars. I live in Australia, he lives in New Zealand. I am now going to email him a link to that Forza video - maybe now he will understand

03/26/2016 - 01:02 |
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Wazhere

The RX7 one is gold.

03/26/2016 - 02:07 |
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Ricardo Mercio

Definitely the third greatest achievement of my life.

03/26/2016 - 06:17 |
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Anonymous

The video was going so well then it said forza :’(

03/26/2016 - 12:07 |
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Anonymous

I cried in the vid

03/26/2016 - 12:51 |
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Anonymous

So proud of my comment being in there, thanks Alex!!!!!

03/26/2016 - 17:44 |
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