9 Ways To Explain To Normal People Why You Love Cars

If you struggle to explain your love of cars to the 'sub-humans', then here are nine great explanations to get you started!
9 Ways To Explain To Normal People Why You Love Cars

I'd ask them a question...

Suggested by Thug Bird
Suggested by Thug Bird

Me: “Hey, what’s your passion, then?”
Sub-human: “Umm this thing. And I really like it!”
Me: “Likewise, I like my passion like you like your passion, so let’s not downgrade each other, alright? Every man to himself.”

Cars are like people...

Suggested by Alex Kersten
Suggested by Alex Kersten

“Cars are like people. You give them love and they’ll always look after you. You respect them, and they’ll watch your back. But most of all…if you’re willing to work on them yourself, they’ll be your best friend for life.”

I have no idea why...

Suggested by Lamborghini SV
Suggested by Lamborghini SV

“To be honest I have no idea why I love cars, I just do.”

Cars are cheaper than cocaine...

Suggested by Richard Cantillon
Suggested by Richard Cantillon

“Because cars are cheaper than cocaine and a lot more fun.”

Just because you don't get it...

Suggested by Ricardo Mercio
Suggested by Ricardo Mercio

“Just because you don’t get it doesn’t mean it doesn’t make sense. How often do I question your love for oversized phones and overpriced coffee?”

Because race car

Suggested by Michael Misieczko
Suggested by Michael Misieczko

Cars never leave you...

Suggested by Allegra
Suggested by Allegra

“Cars never leave you. And you can always make them change and be better without them giving you issues.”

Step 1: Find turbo RX-7...

Suggested by Caro F. Doom
Suggested by Caro F. Doom

Step 1: Find turbo RX-7
Step 2: Warm up engine
Step 3: Rev engine
Step 4: Lift foot off throttle
Step 5: stu

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Emmanuel Lê-Huu

hey, i spotted this

03/27/2016 - 12:34 |
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srry for the many pixels missing

03/27/2016 - 12:35 |
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Anonymous

Call me weird but I call people who don’t like cars, people. I don’t try to pretend I’m better because I have a hobby, do people actually car non car guys sub humans? That’s so ridiculous

03/28/2016 - 01:00 |
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Ronnie Rawdawg

idk, cocaine is pretty fun and its $50 a gram whereas a car is atleast $1000

03/28/2016 - 23:07 |
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Alex P

Jezza does the intro to Forza 5? I guess I need the game now…

03/30/2016 - 14:46 |
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Basketboy
  1. Cars are NOT like people. They are material possessions. They are non living things.

  2. Don’t babble around about cars if you are with non car guys. They will think you’re weird.

03/31/2016 - 19:42 |
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Basketboy

I don’t get why many of you look down to non car guys… Most of society is composed of your so called sub humans and by looking lowly at them it’s like marginalizing yourselves from the world :(

03/31/2016 - 19:50 |
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Try learning these words and their meanings: Humor, jokes, sarcam and chillin.

11/23/2016 - 10:14 |
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Anonymous

Hey that’s just sad man, degrading people who are not car guys

04/12/2016 - 14:37 |
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Anonymous

Step 6: replace apex seals

11/23/2016 - 05:21 |
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Anonymous

Step 1: Find turbo RX-7
Step 2: Warm up engine
Step 3: Rev engine
Step 4: Lift foot off throttle
Step 5: stu
Step 6: Refill oil….

11/23/2016 - 05:57 |
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