Brace Yourselves: Someone Has Stanced A Ferrari

If you thought stanced Subarus, Evos and Focus RSs were controversial, clearly you didn't think this far ahead. Pictures have surfaced of a stanced Ferrari 348, and we can't believe our eyes
Brace Yourselves: Someone Has Stanced A Ferrari

Do not adjust your set. Someone really has stanced a Ferrari. This, err, controversial 348 has surfaced at the Sapporo Custom Supercar Show in Japan.

It’s the combination of a car allegedly belonging to drift shop Slacker’s Haunt and the specialist tuners at FERS.Cru, who widened the bodywork and replaced the shocks with adjustable airbags. Check out that arch ‘gap’. You’d have to be a single-celled organism to get your shoe into that.

Brace Yourselves: Someone Has Stanced A Ferrari

It’s still a Ferrari, though. It’s red, exquisitely shiny and rides on stunning gold split rims. But there’s something fundamentally, inescapably wrong about it. Like an MR2-based fake 355, this just won’t let your eyes get comfortable.

Brace Yourselves: Someone Has Stanced A Ferrari

On the other hand, as weird as it looks, you could argue that since the 348 was never that practical in the first place the team in Hokkaido hasn’t committed _total _sacrilege. And at least it seems to have been well crafted. Time to open the floor to comments…

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Comments

ModernChaos

I like it, it’s well crafted and is just as practical (or rather, impractical) as it was before.

07/06/2016 - 15:28 |
20 | 18

Yep, plus its probably on bags so…

07/06/2016 - 15:30 |
10 | 6
Aakash Sayal
07/06/2016 - 15:29 |
464 | 28
Ezra Berg (1994 Buick Roadmaster) (1970 El Camino)

In reply to by Aakash Sayal

I think I’m gonna need this.

07/06/2016 - 16:11 |
252 | 20
07/06/2016 - 19:26 |
196 | 6

Don’t worry, I’ll save you!

07/06/2016 - 21:05 |
84 | 6
Subhan Zafar

Moment of silence for that Ferrari..

07/06/2016 - 15:30 |
70 | 18

its just a 348….chill

07/06/2016 - 17:05 |
26 | 20

I don’t understand the hate.
It’s on goddamn bags,people.
They lower so it can look “good” in the goddamn owner’s opinion which is the one that matters the most,and they raise so he can drive it without scraping on dust.
They go up,they go down.
Repeat after me:
They go uuup!
They go dooown!
Good boy!
It’s like someone covered his Ferrari with an oddly-colored car cover,and everyone started bitching and crybabying about how “He’s ruined a Ferrari! Waaaah!”
Stop it!
Also,I seem to remember a sentence that sounded like “respect all cars”? Where did I hear that already?
Oh yeah,it was that sentence that was used ONLY when someone hated on a car you liked,wasn’t it?
Grow up,people.
And it shouldn’t be a 14 year old to tell you that.
(Oh shoot,I told people my age! Now they’re going to answer this comment mocking me for it!)

07/06/2016 - 23:11 |
8 | 14
gheed

Stancing is so ugly.. Especially lots of negative camber.. I can’t understand why anyone would want to “stance” their car but each to their own..

07/06/2016 - 15:33 |
52 | 22
Daniel 2

In reply to by gheed

Yes.. SO ugly, ohmahgawd..

/sarcasm

07/06/2016 - 16:37 |
40 | 12
Palewhale

Im sorry but I like this

07/06/2016 - 15:36 |
18 | 18
Freddie Skeates

Still better than an MR2 knockoff

07/06/2016 - 15:40 |
18 | 4
Anonymous

it’s like a visible form of cancer.

07/06/2016 - 15:41 |
224 | 32
Bring a Caterham To MARS

In reply to by Anonymous (not verified)

Whenever someone uses the word ‘cancer’ this way,not even their ID will be enough for me to stop believing they’re 8 year olds.

07/06/2016 - 23:50 |
34 | 16
Splendid

I don’t hate this….
It’s done in a clean way.

07/06/2016 - 15:41 |
162 | 40

indeed, all these ppl in the comments are just overreacting

07/06/2016 - 16:10 |
66 | 18
Alejandro Araya Jiménez

In reply to by Splendid

I like it
It does’t looks that bad

07/06/2016 - 16:21 |
50 | 24

It’s better someone actually slammed a Ferrari rather than never drive it anyway, you know…

07/06/2016 - 23:01 |
10 | 0

it’s like saying he sh*tted in a clean way…. the hate is about modifying a Gem just to do that, it’s not about the bags even though they’re very stupid.

07/07/2016 - 02:28 |
4 | 10

Whats clean about a car that has been crippled?

07/07/2016 - 07:46 |
8 | 12
SkigE39

People are saying it’s beautiful and I’m just like

07/06/2016 - 15:43 |
94 | 20

Best gif ever. Must steal, don’t stop me.

07/06/2016 - 18:18 |
6 | 6