Caption Competition - Hammond Vs Paceman

In case you missed last night's installment of Top Gear (shame on you) you won't have caught Hamster's interesting impression of the new Mini Paceman's front-end.

Whether you agree or disagree that this new Mini is a heinous-looking thing, one thing's for sure - Hammond's face says it all.

Nevertheless, we're throwing the gauntlet open for your best, most witty caption, which we'll feature on our Facebook page tomorrow.

The winner also gets a free T-shirt. Over to you...