Drunk Russian Steals An Armoured Car, Crashes It Into A Corner Shop
In the UK, when we have a bit too much to drink we tend to fall off kerbs, walk into things and try not to throw up in taxis. In Russia, things are a bit different.
A drunk man in his late 20s reportedly stole an armoured personnel carrier from a motorsport training facility, drove it through a forest to the small town of Apatity near the Finnish border and accidentally smashed it through the frontage of a local convenience store while trying to make a three-point turn.
He then climbed out, into the store and stole a bottle of wine. We suppose that once you’re in that deep, it doesn’t really matter anymore. We don’t know whether to laugh (hard) or slam the man for antics that could have killed someone.
According to reports, the locals in the 60,000-person town didn’t seem all that surprised. The police arrived pretty quickly and arrested the wayward chap without any further fuss, but not before he managed to crush a Daewoo. Ah well. At least that’s something positive.
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This is the most GTA Online thing I’ve read in a while
I don’t even know what the interior of a Cold War tank looks like and this guy just hops in and “operates” it lol
In Mother Russia Armoured Personnel Carrier drives you so I guess he has a way…
In mother russia tank operates you
he was hitting the autopilot by accident the gps was set to berlin, sadly it was not updated so it was not aware the shop had been built there
Que “in Soviet Russia” jokes. I’ll start. In Soviet Russia armoured car steals and crashes you.
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Pretty touge road
XD accidentally posted a random picture 😂sry
Nothing about this story surprises me at all :-)
«but not before he managed to crush a Daewoo. Ah well. At least that’s something positive.»
😂
Whats an APC doing at a motorsport training facility? Is there some sort of mad tank racing league there?
It’s Russia, dude
GTA: Slav Andreas
Underrated
He was only trying to find de wey
Do Russian have Ebola tho?
OH GOD THEY ARE EVOLVING