Drunk Russian Steals An Armoured Car, Crashes It Into A Corner Shop
In the UK, when we have a bit too much to drink we tend to fall off kerbs, walk into things and try not to throw up in taxis. In Russia, things are a bit different.
A drunk man in his late 20s reportedly stole an armoured personnel carrier from a motorsport training facility, drove it through a forest to the small town of Apatity near the Finnish border and accidentally smashed it through the frontage of a local convenience store while trying to make a three-point turn.
He then climbed out, into the store and stole a bottle of wine. We suppose that once you’re in that deep, it doesn’t really matter anymore. We don’t know whether to laugh (hard) or slam the man for antics that could have killed someone.
According to reports, the locals in the 60,000-person town didn’t seem all that surprised. The police arrived pretty quickly and arrested the wayward chap without any further fuss, but not before he managed to crush a Daewoo. Ah well. At least that’s something positive.
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what the actual hell do they put in russian alcohol.
Blyatiful things my friend 😂
That’s not an armored car man. That’s a tank.
My words exactly..
Looks like a BMP without a turret. And the BMP is an infantry fighting vehicle, not a tank. Since this has no turret and was located at a motorsport training facility it may have been a VPV which is a recovery vehicle version with a crane and other tools. I can’t tell if there is a crane on that but there definitely is not turret either.
what? a drunk Russian? …I do not believe you.
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GTAV - Grand Theft Armored Vehicle.
Really? I thought I was drunk when reading the title.
I came to pick up milk..
Looks like a lot more than an armored car…
*Hardbass intensifies
3….Can’t most tracked vehicles rotate on the spot rather than do a 3 point?
I guess this is Russia for me!