Drunk Russian Steals An Armoured Car, Crashes It Into A Corner Shop

Well, this is pretty much what you're going to get when you leave an armoured personnel carrier lying around where there are drunk Russians…
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In the UK, when we have a bit too much to drink we tend to fall off kerbs, walk into things and try not to throw up in taxis. In Russia, things are a bit different.

A drunk man in his late 20s reportedly stole an armoured personnel carrier from a motorsport training facility, drove it through a forest to the small town of Apatity near the Finnish border and accidentally smashed it through the frontage of a local convenience store while trying to make a three-point turn.

Drunk Russian Steals An Armoured Car, Crashes It Into A Corner Shop

He then climbed out, into the store and stole a bottle of wine. We suppose that once you’re in that deep, it doesn’t really matter anymore. We don’t know whether to laugh (hard) or slam the man for antics that could have killed someone.

According to reports, the locals in the 60,000-person town didn’t seem all that surprised. The police arrived pretty quickly and arrested the wayward chap without any further fuss, but not before he managed to crush a Daewoo. Ah well. At least that’s something positive.

Source: Reuters via CarScoops

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Tomislav Celić

This is the most GTA Online thing I’ve read in a while

01/11/2018 - 08:05 |
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01/11/2018 - 19:10 |
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HAYABUSA

I don’t even know what the interior of a Cold War tank looks like and this guy just hops in and “operates” it lol

01/11/2018 - 08:23 |
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The Prius Of Brands Hatch

In reply to by HAYABUSA

In Mother Russia Armoured Personnel Carrier drives you so I guess he has a way…

01/11/2018 - 08:45 |
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In mother russia tank operates you

01/11/2018 - 23:16 |
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he was hitting the autopilot by accident the gps was set to berlin, sadly it was not updated so it was not aware the shop had been built there

01/12/2018 - 16:14 |
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Anonymous

Que “in Soviet Russia” jokes. I’ll start. In Soviet Russia armoured car steals and crashes you.

01/11/2018 - 08:23 |
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Michael Wu 1
01/11/2018 - 08:43 |
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?

01/11/2018 - 09:02 |
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Pretty touge road

01/11/2018 - 11:19 |
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XD accidentally posted a random picture 😂sry

01/11/2018 - 11:20 |
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Anonymous

Nothing about this story surprises me at all :-)

01/11/2018 - 09:00 |
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DL🏁

«but not before he managed to crush a Daewoo. Ah well. At least that’s something positive.»

😂

01/11/2018 - 09:41 |
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Anonymous

Whats an APC doing at a motorsport training facility? Is there some sort of mad tank racing league there?

01/11/2018 - 10:37 |
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countachfan69 (anti-sex obsession squad)

In reply to by Anonymous (not verified)

It’s Russia, dude

01/11/2018 - 14:19 |
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Anonymous

GTA: Slav Andreas

01/11/2018 - 11:19 |
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Freddie Skeates

In reply to by Anonymous (not verified)

Underrated

01/11/2018 - 22:42 |
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Freddie Skeates

He was only trying to find de wey

01/11/2018 - 11:22 |
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Do Russian have Ebola tho?

01/11/2018 - 12:03 |
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OH GOD THEY ARE EVOLVING

01/11/2018 - 22:37 |
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675LT_ftw
01/11/2018 - 13:43 |
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