Giant Penis Stops Play On The Nürburgring

Cock Ring - Image from Sam Preston @samprestion

If you've ever been to the motoring Mecca that is the Nürburgring, you'll be familiar with the regular closures due to someone being a massive bell end. But today marks the first time a penis has literally closed the circuit.

The track's famous for its graffiti, of course, with visitors and spectators of the many endurance races held there throughout the year leaving their mark behind. A thirty foot long spunking willy, daubed on the track at the tricky Brünnchen complex, is probably a new one on everyone.

With concerns over the apparent dampness of the freshly painted pork sword rather than its appearance, the track was closed ahead of today's tourist day - but the decision to close the track to remove the offending schlong was met with annoyance as, like the rest of Europe, this weekend represents the first decent weather at the facility this year.

Given that the owners are fond of charging those who misbehave for repairs to the circuit - and the current financial difficulties - we wouldn't like to be in the shoes of the culprits if they're ever found. Jeremy Clarkson was unavailable for comment...