Now You Can Own The World's Ugliest, Most Pointless Car For The Bargain Price Of $895,000

If you've had your eyes ripped out, your fashion sense trampled on and your morals killed with fire, then you'll be happy to hear that your dream car is now up for sale!
Now You Can Own The World's Ugliest, Most Pointless Car For The Bargain Price Of $895,000

Cast your minds back two years and you might remember the name ‘Youabian Puma’. The four-seater cabriolet was unleashed at the Los Angeles motor show, shocking crowds with its ungainly looks and massive proportions (6.15 metres long, 2.36 metres wide and 1.83 metres high).

Now You Can Own The World's Ugliest, Most Pointless Car For The Bargain Price Of $895,000

The good news now is that you could look as cool as the guy above, because the car you see pictured is now for sale on James Edition for the bargain price of $895,000. (I say the word bargain in jest, of course).

Now You Can Own The World's Ugliest, Most Pointless Car For The Bargain Price Of $895,000

Under the hood lies a 7.0-litre V8 LS7 engine, which churns out 505bhp and 470lb ft torque. Power is transferred to the tarmac via a six-speed automatic gearbox.

Now You Can Own The World's Ugliest, Most Pointless Car For The Bargain Price Of $895,000

If you’re wondering what happens when the heavens open, the Puma’s huge folding hard top takes care of keeping the elements out. The Puma - designed by Dr K. Youabian - is claimed to hit 60mph in 5.9 seconds. It sits on 20-inch chrome wheels shod in 44-inch rubber and took its makers some five years to build. On top of the steep $1.1m original price tag, prospective buyers would have had to wait at least 18 months for their order to be made. Luckily with this car, you can jump straight in and drive it away.

Alternatively, you could always stop making poor life choices and buy a car that won’t make you an assassination target.

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Anonymous

I must say, but Prius is beauty compared to this.

01/07/2016 - 11:12 |
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Renault GTR

In reply to by Anonymous (not verified)

Prius?Pff, even the Multipla looks better than this. :D

01/07/2016 - 11:58 |
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Anonymous

In reply to by Anonymous (not verified)

Meh even bond bug is better

01/07/2016 - 13:44 |
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Oli Rashid

In reply to by Anonymous (not verified)

The moment I turned off the video:

01/07/2016 - 18:32 |
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Mazda Miata

Thanks, now I’m blind…

01/07/2016 - 11:13 |
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BNRKAY

Wasn’t this the car that wasn’t allowed to ridicule?

01/07/2016 - 11:13 |
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Vayactor

Why did they have to destroy a Volvo C70? WHY?

01/07/2016 - 11:14 |
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Anonymous

it is already LS swapped

01/07/2016 - 11:23 |
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Anonymous

Burn it

01/07/2016 - 11:27 |
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Anonymous

Was it designed by a class of 2nd graders? Those side “flaps” on the front bumper make me what to grab a sledgehammer…

01/07/2016 - 11:31 |
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Anonymous

I like it.. but i live in south africa. It would be gr8 here. Lol

01/07/2016 - 11:35 |
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The Stan

I do agree that it is ugly af. But… It kinda looks like the good kind of ugly to me. I kinda want to drive it around. Is there something wrong with me? Help!

01/07/2016 - 11:42 |
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PorscheQuattroM-Power

In reply to by The Stan

Yes

01/07/2016 - 15:41 |
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I’m with you bud.. Like yeah it’s ugly as hell but… Something about it.. The fact that it’s so big.. Makes it kinda cool to me. Idk

01/07/2016 - 19:56 |
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Nick danca

My eyes they burn

01/07/2016 - 11:43 |
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