Now You Can Own The World's Ugliest, Most Pointless Car For The Bargain Price Of $895,000

If you've had your eyes ripped out, your fashion sense trampled on and your morals killed with fire, then you'll be happy to hear that your dream car is now up for sale!
Now You Can Own The World's Ugliest, Most Pointless Car For The Bargain Price Of $895,000

Cast your minds back two years and you might remember the name ‘Youabian Puma’. The four-seater cabriolet was unleashed at the Los Angeles motor show, shocking crowds with its ungainly looks and massive proportions (6.15 metres long, 2.36 metres wide and 1.83 metres high).

Now You Can Own The World's Ugliest, Most Pointless Car For The Bargain Price Of $895,000

The good news now is that you could look as cool as the guy above, because the car you see pictured is now for sale on James Edition for the bargain price of $895,000. (I say the word bargain in jest, of course).

Now You Can Own The World's Ugliest, Most Pointless Car For The Bargain Price Of $895,000

Under the hood lies a 7.0-litre V8 LS7 engine, which churns out 505bhp and 470lb ft torque. Power is transferred to the tarmac via a six-speed automatic gearbox.

Now You Can Own The World's Ugliest, Most Pointless Car For The Bargain Price Of $895,000

If you’re wondering what happens when the heavens open, the Puma’s huge folding hard top takes care of keeping the elements out. The Puma - designed by Dr K. Youabian - is claimed to hit 60mph in 5.9 seconds. It sits on 20-inch chrome wheels shod in 44-inch rubber and took its makers some five years to build. On top of the steep $1.1m original price tag, prospective buyers would have had to wait at least 18 months for their order to be made. Luckily with this car, you can jump straight in and drive it away.

Alternatively, you could always stop making poor life choices and buy a car that won’t make you an assassination target.

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Anonymous

This car is a volvo based car i think

01/07/2016 - 11:46 |
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Kieren Rogers

Dat NSX tho

01/07/2016 - 11:49 |
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I came to the comments to look for an NSX

01/08/2016 - 19:19 |
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Anonymous

It looks like a botox job gone reeeally bad

01/07/2016 - 11:53 |
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Michael Lewis

I don’t care it’s ridiculous and I love it because why the f^ck not

01/07/2016 - 12:00 |
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Johan Karlsson

A poor Volvo C70 gave it’s life for this. . . thing.

01/07/2016 - 12:08 |
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Anonymous

Looks like a car holdin its fart …

01/07/2016 - 12:10 |
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Mr. Bird

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Or it’s exhaust gases from that engine.

01/07/2016 - 14:38 |
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Anonymous

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I think it just looks like the fart.

01/07/2016 - 19:34 |
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Disklok

I actually think it looks OK… until you see the front. Like something out of GTA after one hour of driving

01/07/2016 - 12:18 |
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Anonymous

It looks like the man who designed it was badtripping hard.

01/07/2016 - 12:20 |
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Anonymous

The designer need to be arrested for crimes against Humanity.

01/07/2016 - 12:20 |
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Anonymous
01/07/2016 - 12:24 |
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