This Poor Bald Eagle Got Stuck In A Car's Bumper
Just when we thought we’d never see a bald eagle quite as famous as the one who took a strong disliking to Donald Trump, this story came along.
This poor bird - symbol of ‘Murica and all its freedom - suffered the ironic indignity of getting stuck in the front bumper of a Saturn which hit it at speed.
As soon as the driver realised he had a surprise passenger, he called the authorities, with Clay County’s Sheriff’s Office and Clay County Fire personnel soon on the scene to extract the creature.
The bird was successfully rescued and is now recovering at B.E.A.K.S. Wildlife Sanctuary in Jacksonville, hopefully unaware that it’s about to become the star of countless memes.
Source: Clay County’s Sheriff’s Office
Growing up on a diet of World Rally Championship highlights and lengthy Gran Turismo 2 sessions, a life in cars was as good as inevitable for Matt.
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Can saturn be anymore anti murica?
It won’t be poor no more. Dat insurance money $$$
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How the f uck is this a repost
Swapped his turbo for a bald eagle conversion.
It had to be a Saturn……
He got caught…FOR AMERICA!!!
When your car is that American…
Your car is broken, just like America.
The driver was just high…get it?