This Poor Bald Eagle Got Stuck In A Car's Bumper
Just when we thought we’d never see a bald eagle quite as famous as the one who took a strong disliking to Donald Trump, this story came along.
This poor bird - symbol of ‘Murica and all its freedom - suffered the ironic indignity of getting stuck in the front bumper of a Saturn which hit it at speed.
As soon as the driver realised he had a surprise passenger, he called the authorities, with Clay County’s Sheriff’s Office and Clay County Fire personnel soon on the scene to extract the creature.
The bird was successfully rescued and is now recovering at B.E.A.K.S. Wildlife Sanctuary in Jacksonville, hopefully unaware that it’s about to become the star of countless memes.
Source: Clay County’s Sheriff’s Office
Growing up on a diet of World Rally Championship highlights and lengthy Gran Turismo 2 sessions, a life in cars was as good as inevitable for Matt.
Comments
Saturn really IS un-American
Accurate representation of the elections this year.
No matter who becomes president, our children and grandchildren will still hate us for normalizing stupid.
You don’t f*ing put the words right over his face.
Eagles forgetting how to FREEDOM, since Trump wants to win the elections…
2016 America in a picture
Freedom ain’t free.
Matt, start caring about what’s going on in CT. There’s trolls, reposts, and sh!t mods. START DOING SOMETHING
Why this has no more upvotes?!
Wow, they actually are really small
People over here like oh poor bird I’m over hear like poor car the bird coulda dented it and how much for the bumper.