Top 15 Things You Should Never Say To The Cops
The title of this list should speak for itself. Don’t be a wiseass to the police. Back seats of cop cars are not comfortable.
The title of this list should speak for itself. Don’t be a wiseass to the police. Back seats of cop cars are not comfortable.
15. "Bad cop, no donut!"
14. "Damn, I must have lost *all four mudflaps* on that bump back there..."
13. "What do you mean, I'm not getting an emissions ticket? Does this look like a Volkswagen to you?"
12. "My car's still not as low as your career ceiling..."
11. "So, what does a good bribe go for around here?"
10. "Where are the rest of the Village People?"
9. "Speeding ticket? Oh, thank God, I thought you were going to write me up for my exhaust..."
8. "Was that a new high score?"
7. "Hey, aren't you that guy that got owned on COPS?"
6. "I thought you had to be in shape to be a cop..."
5. "On behalf of the public, I'd like to thank you for getting another window tint thug off the streets..."
4. "Sorry, officer, I forgot to plug in my radar detector..."
3. "Thanks! The last guy gave me a warning too!"
2. "Wow, didn't know cop cars could go that fast..."
And, finally, the NUMBER ONE thing you should NEVER, EVER, say to a cop...
Comments
Here’s one you should never say “that’s a nice gun, can I try it out?”
what about Top gears reccomendation?
“aren’t you the one with a exhaust for a penis” James May 20??
When he ask you why he pulled you over and you reply
“To have a chat?”
Bad idea
Or, in the rain:
“Yeah, I know why you stopped me. Do you know why I ran the sign?”
I’ve actually done that one. Didn’t go down to well.
I have a friend whos a cop i always call him pig or snort at him he wont arrest me since we are decent mates but the cuffs aint comfortable
Not as bad as being sent a speed camera shot, and saying its too expensive for the picture quality
I don’t get the last one
“My car’s still not as low as your career ceiling.” SAVAGE
“Officer, if I was speeding, and you caught up to me, then that means you were speeding too…”
Even better: “I swear to drunk I’m not God Ociffer…”
Exactly, same goes for those 5 other cruisers…
Sorry about using my phone while driving. I was just calling the slaughterhouse to tell them one of their pigs got loose.
Wanna see my gun?