Top 15 Things You Should Never Say To The Cops
The title of this list should speak for itself. Don’t be a wiseass to the police. Back seats of cop cars are not comfortable.
The title of this list should speak for itself. Don’t be a wiseass to the police. Back seats of cop cars are not comfortable.
15. "Bad cop, no donut!"
14. "Damn, I must have lost *all four mudflaps* on that bump back there..."
13. "What do you mean, I'm not getting an emissions ticket? Does this look like a Volkswagen to you?"
12. "My car's still not as low as your career ceiling..."
11. "So, what does a good bribe go for around here?"
10. "Where are the rest of the Village People?"
9. "Speeding ticket? Oh, thank God, I thought you were going to write me up for my exhaust..."
8. "Was that a new high score?"
7. "Hey, aren't you that guy that got owned on COPS?"
6. "I thought you had to be in shape to be a cop..."
5. "On behalf of the public, I'd like to thank you for getting another window tint thug off the streets..."
4. "Sorry, officer, I forgot to plug in my radar detector..."
3. "Thanks! The last guy gave me a warning too!"
2. "Wow, didn't know cop cars could go that fast..."
And, finally, the NUMBER ONE thing you should NEVER, EVER, say to a cop...
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I currently love all cops. Got caught going 91 in a 75 (and I’m 16 so my insurance would have gone hella up) and the dude gave me a warning 👌👌
I haven’t got any c*s on me drugstable!
“Hey!
Did Mommy dress you all in the same outfit again?”
And the classic:
“How high are you, son?”
“No officer, it’s: ‘Hi, how are you son?’”
This one actualy worked “it’s very late, speeding keeps me awake”
Policeman: “Any drugs or alcohol?”
Me: “No thanks, I’ve got everything I need”
“I swear to drunk I’m not God”
What’s the officer, problem?”
“There’s not blood in my alcohol”
Hows your wife and my kids, to female cops “If I fornicate with you would I be considered with in the law”,in Australia where I’m from to male cops “didn’t I see you on the police float at Sidney’s Mardi Gras” (its a gay community pride parade held every year) what got 4 legs and a slang term for female sexual organ starting with C stuck half way up it’s back? A police horse. You take the ability to use obscene and it totally wrecks the jokes
Hold my beer
Oh that isnt bottles of soda…