Top 15 Things You Should Never Say To The Cops
The title of this list should speak for itself. Don’t be a wiseass to the police. Back seats of cop cars are not comfortable.
The title of this list should speak for itself. Don’t be a wiseass to the police. Back seats of cop cars are not comfortable.
15. "Bad cop, no donut!"
14. "Damn, I must have lost *all four mudflaps* on that bump back there..."
13. "What do you mean, I'm not getting an emissions ticket? Does this look like a Volkswagen to you?"
12. "My car's still not as low as your career ceiling..."
11. "So, what does a good bribe go for around here?"
10. "Where are the rest of the Village People?"
9. "Speeding ticket? Oh, thank God, I thought you were going to write me up for my exhaust..."
8. "Was that a new high score?"
7. "Hey, aren't you that guy that got owned on COPS?"
6. "I thought you had to be in shape to be a cop..."
5. "On behalf of the public, I'd like to thank you for getting another window tint thug off the streets..."
4. "Sorry, officer, I forgot to plug in my radar detector..."
3. "Thanks! The last guy gave me a warning too!"
2. "Wow, didn't know cop cars could go that fast..."
And, finally, the NUMBER ONE thing you should NEVER, EVER, say to a cop...
Comments
I currently love all cops. Got caught going 91 in a 75 (and I’m 16 so my insurance would have gone hella up) and the dude gave me a warning 👌👌
I haven’t got any c*s on me drugstable!
HAHAHAHAHAHA
“Hey!
Did Mommy dress you all in the same outfit again?”
classic german XD
And the classic:
“How high are you, son?”
“No officer, it’s: ‘Hi, how are you son?’”
This one actualy worked “it’s very late, speeding keeps me awake”
Policeman: “Any drugs or alcohol?”
Me: “No thanks, I’ve got everything I need”
Beat me to it lol
“I swear to drunk I’m not God”
What’s the officer, problem?”
“There’s not blood in my alcohol”
Hows your wife and my kids, to female cops “If I fornicate with you would I be considered with in the law”,in Australia where I’m from to male cops “didn’t I see you on the police float at Sidney’s Mardi Gras” (its a gay community pride parade held every year) what got 4 legs and a slang term for female sexual organ starting with C stuck half way up it’s back? A police horse. You take the ability to use obscene and it totally wrecks the jokes
Hold my beer
Oh that isnt bottles of soda…