Top 15 Things You Should Never Say To The Cops
The title of this list should speak for itself. Don’t be a wiseass to the police. Back seats of cop cars are not comfortable.
The title of this list should speak for itself. Don’t be a wiseass to the police. Back seats of cop cars are not comfortable.
15. "Bad cop, no donut!"
14. "Damn, I must have lost *all four mudflaps* on that bump back there..."
13. "What do you mean, I'm not getting an emissions ticket? Does this look like a Volkswagen to you?"
12. "My car's still not as low as your career ceiling..."
11. "So, what does a good bribe go for around here?"
10. "Where are the rest of the Village People?"
9. "Speeding ticket? Oh, thank God, I thought you were going to write me up for my exhaust..."
8. "Was that a new high score?"
7. "Hey, aren't you that guy that got owned on COPS?"
6. "I thought you had to be in shape to be a cop..."
5. "On behalf of the public, I'd like to thank you for getting another window tint thug off the streets..."
4. "Sorry, officer, I forgot to plug in my radar detector..."
3. "Thanks! The last guy gave me a warning too!"
2. "Wow, didn't know cop cars could go that fast..."
And, finally, the NUMBER ONE thing you should NEVER, EVER, say to a cop...
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cop : “ youre being pulled over for speeding”
me : “ how about RP 50.000 sir ?”
cop;”no , RP100.000”
me:”ok” *give the RP100.000
cop:”ok , youre free now , have a good day :)”
13 doesn’t make sense.
“What do you mean, I’m not getting an emissions ticket? Does this look like a Volkswagen to you?”
It shouldn’t say not.
Sir you know how fast were you going
-I was trying to catch up to trafic
*Cop looks around”
Sir there is no trafic
-Thats how far behind I am
And that, is how you make a cop laugh, and cuff you
This has inspired me to start a series called Plods vs Plebs
xD
That 370Z in #4! :)
YOU’LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE! would make the list too, I think.
See you on the road skag!
missing one: ‘oh, I seen the red light, but I didnt see you’
lol you can’t even have a radar detector.
Cmon