Top 15 Things You Should Never Say To The Cops
The title of this list should speak for itself. Don’t be a wiseass to the police. Back seats of cop cars are not comfortable.
The title of this list should speak for itself. Don’t be a wiseass to the police. Back seats of cop cars are not comfortable.
15. "Bad cop, no donut!"
14. "Damn, I must have lost *all four mudflaps* on that bump back there..."
13. "What do you mean, I'm not getting an emissions ticket? Does this look like a Volkswagen to you?"
12. "My car's still not as low as your career ceiling..."
11. "So, what does a good bribe go for around here?"
10. "Where are the rest of the Village People?"
9. "Speeding ticket? Oh, thank God, I thought you were going to write me up for my exhaust..."
8. "Was that a new high score?"
7. "Hey, aren't you that guy that got owned on COPS?"
6. "I thought you had to be in shape to be a cop..."
5. "On behalf of the public, I'd like to thank you for getting another window tint thug off the streets..."
4. "Sorry, officer, I forgot to plug in my radar detector..."
3. "Thanks! The last guy gave me a warning too!"
2. "Wow, didn't know cop cars could go that fast..."
And, finally, the NUMBER ONE thing you should NEVER, EVER, say to a cop...
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Sorry officer, but I wasn’t driving too fast, I was flying too low
I got screamed at for saying “thank you” when a cop handed me the ticket….
wtf?…
Those cops who have stopped me have been good sports so I think I would get away with some of these.
“I saw the speed limit but I didn’t see the police”
YOU’LL NEVER GONNA DEFEAT THE COBRAS! OINK, OINK, OINK!
No officer, isn’t stolen, it’s my friend’s van. He is in the back in a garbage bag between the drugs and the explosives. Did you read free candy text in the left side of the van? I have good calligraphy.
Add to No.6 : “I guess round is a shape…”
If they ask you why you were speeding, never reply with “because you were chasing me” and when they ask why they pulled you over, don’t say “because I let you”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a77Dw3tNv8o
“Turning on the siren because you lost a race is a bad move.”
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH