Top 15 Things You Should Never Say To The Cops

The title of this list should speak for itself. Don’t be a wiseass to the police. Back seats of cop cars are not comfortable.

15. "Bad cop, no donut!"

14. "Damn, I must have lost *all four mudflaps* on that bump back there..."

13. "What do you mean, I'm not getting an emissions ticket? Does this look like a Volkswagen to you?"

12. "My car's still not as low as your career ceiling..."

11. "So, what does a good bribe go for around here?"

10. "Where are the rest of the Village People?"

9. "Speeding ticket? Oh, thank God, I thought you were going to write me up for my exhaust..."

8. "Was that a new high score?"

7. "Hey, aren't you that guy that got owned on COPS?"

6. "I thought you had to be in shape to be a cop..."

5. "On behalf of the public, I'd like to thank you for getting another window tint thug off the streets..."

4. "Sorry, officer, I forgot to plug in my radar detector..."

3. "Thanks! The last guy gave me a warning too!"

2. "Wow, didn't know cop cars could go that fast..."

And, finally, the NUMBER ONE thing you should NEVER, EVER, say to a cop...