What Were Your Favourite Tire Jokes from the Car Throttle Livestream?

The boys and girls at Car Throttle weren’t exactly keeping a low profile at the office today. Certainly, you could see that there weren’t feeling very deflated, as Alex brought in a GTR3 racing tire for all to see.

The boys and girls at Car Throttle weren’t exactly keeping a low profile at the office today. Certainly, you could see that there weren’t feeling very deflated, as Alex brought in a GTR3 racing tire for all to see. Going full Euro fanboy, Alex decided to see what the biggest things (read: people) he could fit in the tire were. This made for one hell of an entertaining Facebook livestream…(click here to watch).

Needless to say, it was a gong show. With gong shows, come jokes, puns, word associations, etc. And, boy, did the livestream deliver on that front. Here is but a selection of some of my favourite jokes from today:

We Are Discussing Serious Stuff Here, Guys.

What Were Your Favourite Tire Jokes from the Car Throttle Livestream?

It's A Part of the Car Throttle Religion

What Were Your Favourite Tire Jokes from the Car Throttle Livestream?

Could Not Help Myself

What Were Your Favourite Tire Jokes from the Car Throttle Livestream?

Shots Fired...

Honourable Mention: “I should probably not carry rubber around with me when I go into the clubs” – Alex Kersten
Honourable Mention: “I should probably not carry rubber around with me…

Um...

What Were Your Favourite Tire Jokes from the Car Throttle Livestream?

Somebody Had To Say It...

What Were Your Favourite Tire Jokes from the Car Throttle Livestream?

...and Someone Had To Respond.

What Were Your Favourite Tire Jokes from the Car Throttle Livestream?

What are some other tire jokes you can come up with, CTzens? (Keep it PG-rated :p)

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What Were Your Favourite Tire Jokes from the Car Throttle Livestream?
wasaabi 9-3

Reading all the comment really “wears” me out

06/02/2016 - 22:41 |
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Anonymous

How expensive are these tires? I imagine they’re pricier now due to inflation. I hope Alex didn’t feel pressured into buying that, seeing as any old tire would’ve work. Maybe the staff burnt out the subject until he finally rolled on to the tire shop, told them flat out to get him a GT3 tire, and went back to hq where they told him “wheel done”.
I got puns hotter than a fire stone 😎

06/03/2016 - 00:04 |
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Kyle Ashdown

In reply to by Anonymous (not verified)

“I’m here all week, try the veal” 😂

06/03/2016 - 00:12 |
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Coop2860

Had me rolling with laughter. Get it? Rolling? No? Ok, I’ll see myself out.

06/03/2016 - 00:11 |
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A good balace is important to a joke. Sorry if I’m being crtical. I just need a valve to get the compressed air out, that I call thoughts.

06/03/2016 - 06:31 |
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Anonymous

Had a Scorpion, Got a Snake bite puncture….

06/03/2016 - 01:36 |
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Anonymous

Are you TIRED after this livestream? ba dum tss

06/03/2016 - 03:47 |
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Roi Nieto

Jess is wheely flexible!

06/03/2016 - 06:35 |
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Anonymous

My favourite jokes were all of the times that people spelt ‘Tyre’ wrong!

06/03/2016 - 06:41 |
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Anonymous

Not a very good post to read during class, alot of pressure not to try and laugh out loud (tried getting some form of tire joke in)

06/03/2016 - 07:47 |
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Jeroen Zwaan

I was tired so I didn’t watch it

06/03/2016 - 08:05 |
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LotL

I am getting mighty tired of tirejokes…. Oh wait!

06/03/2016 - 10:23 |
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