The secret car guy language to talk about girls! #SecretCarGuyLanguage
Some weeks ago (I know, I wanted to make it earlier) I had the idea to make a secret car guy language and TheCarGuy helped me to finally make it. Now I will explain how the secret car guy language works:
First of all we need a “code word sentence“, so we know that we talk about a girl now:
That's a sweet Pontiac Aztek, isn't it?
Said no car guy ever, I think you get the concept. No girl will ever think you’re talking about her and your friend directly knows you’re talking about a girl now.
You can suggest more “code word sentences“ in the comments, I will add the best!
Now to the body parts and the car parts names:
- Car body = (Whole) body
- Hood = Head
- Front bumper = Face
- Twin turbos (TT’s) = Breasts
- Coilovers = Legs
- Rear bumper = Butt
- [Edit] Wheel = Feet
- Tires = Shoes
- Headlights = Eyes
So when we talk about the engine, we mean her intelligence.
I bet she has lots of horsepower under the hood = I bet she is clever
The interior could be the “inner beauty“, like:
I know her, she has a nice interior. = She is a nice person
I didn’t add parts like exhaust or gas hole, because I don’t want to go full pervert..
Always remember, it’s just for fun!
Comments
TheCarGuy(Yourmomlikesme) Doge_Stig(I’mliterallyHarambe) swaaglaag(MemeMaker)(Camaro&RX7Lover)
Stubaru(SubieManiac) MehdiBehira Nissan180sxTypeX
This is great xD
This is so amazing :D
Don’t forget the noise she makes when you really ask a lot of her: a loud bellowing with a slightly sad undertone… ;)
You forgot headlights = nipples
BTW, any idea for other body parts?
There are sure more parts, but I didn’t really wanted to go into detail.. :D
Go ahead and tell more!
Asshole=Exhaust
Pussy=Air Intake XD
Oh
What’s on?:D
xD
Hahaha xD
;)
But what if she is single turbo?
Or naturally aspirated?
Flat like a board.xD
Nice TT’s
Hehe
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