The secret car guy language to talk about girls! #SecretCarGuyLanguage

Some weeks ago (I know, I wanted to make it earlier) I had the idea to make a secret car guy language and TheCarGuy helped me to finally make it. Now I will explain how the secret car guy language works:

First of all we need a “code word sentence“, so we know that we talk about a girl now:

That's a sweet Pontiac Aztek, isn't it?

Said no car guy ever, I think you get the concept. No girl will ever think you’re talking about her and your friend directly knows you’re talking about a girl now.
You can suggest more “code word sentences“ in the comments, I will add the best!

Now to the body parts and the car parts names:

  • Car body = (Whole) body
  • Hood = Head
  • Front bumper = Face
  • Twin turbos (TT’s) = Breasts
  • Coilovers = Legs
  • Rear bumper = Butt
  • [Edit] Wheel = Feet
  • Tires = Shoes
  • Headlights = Eyes

So when we talk about the engine, we mean her intelligence.

I bet she has lots of horsepower under the hood = I bet she is clever

The interior could be the “inner beauty“, like:

I know her, she has a nice interior. = She is a nice person

I didn’t add parts like exhaust or gas hole, because I don’t want to go full pervert..
Always remember, it’s just for fun!

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Comments

This is great xD

09/29/2016 - 14:28 |
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This is so amazing :D
Don’t forget the noise she makes when you really ask a lot of her: a loud bellowing with a slightly sad undertone… ;)

09/29/2016 - 17:04 |
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Anonymous

You forgot headlights = nipples
BTW, any idea for other body parts?

09/29/2016 - 11:04 |
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Nissan 420sx

In reply to by Anonymous (not verified)

There are sure more parts, but I didn’t really wanted to go into detail.. :D
Go ahead and tell more!

09/29/2016 - 11:10 |
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Crazy Alexer(Subaru Squad)(BMW Squad)

In reply to by Anonymous (not verified)

Asshole=Exhaust
Pussy=Air Intake XD

09/29/2016 - 16:20 |
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quit CT

Oh

09/29/2016 - 11:05 |
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Nissan 420sx

In reply to by quit CT

What’s on?:D

09/29/2016 - 11:15 |
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Anonymous

xD

09/29/2016 - 11:13 |
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Nissan 420sx

In reply to by Anonymous (not verified)

Hahaha xD

09/29/2016 - 11:13 |
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Anonymous

;)

09/29/2016 - 11:15 |
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JenstheGTIfreak (pizza)

But what if she is single turbo?

09/29/2016 - 11:15 |
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Or naturally aspirated?

09/29/2016 - 11:15 |
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Flat like a board.xD

09/29/2016 - 11:17 |
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Vanos-TEC

Nice TT’s

09/29/2016 - 11:37 |
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Hehe

09/29/2016 - 11:45 |
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Akashneel

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09/29/2016 - 11:41 |
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Akashneel

OMG! This pure gold! Everybody give this post 1000 upvotes!

09/29/2016 - 11:42 |
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