The secret car guy language to talk about girls! #SecretCarGuyLanguage

Some weeks ago (I know, I wanted to make it earlier) I had the idea to make a secret car guy language and TheCarGuy helped me to finally make it. Now I will explain how the secret car guy language works:

First of all we need a “code word sentence“, so we know that we talk about a girl now:

That's a sweet Pontiac Aztek, isn't it?

Said no car guy ever, I think you get the concept. No girl will ever think you’re talking about her and your friend directly knows you’re talking about a girl now.
You can suggest more “code word sentences“ in the comments, I will add the best!

Now to the body parts and the car parts names:

  • Car body = (Whole) body
  • Hood = Head
  • Front bumper = Face
  • Twin turbos (TT’s) = Breasts
  • Coilovers = Legs
  • Rear bumper = Butt
  • [Edit] Wheel = Feet
  • Tires = Shoes
  • Headlights = Eyes

So when we talk about the engine, we mean her intelligence.

I bet she has lots of horsepower under the hood = I bet she is clever

The interior could be the “inner beauty“, like:

I know her, she has a nice interior. = She is a nice person

I didn’t add parts like exhaust or gas hole, because I don’t want to go full pervert..
Always remember, it’s just for fun!

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Comments

Zachary Korte

I now know how i will get a girl.

09/29/2016 - 11:56 |
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Haha great xD

09/29/2016 - 12:00 |
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DaytonaDP
09/29/2016 - 12:05 |
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PorscheQuattroM-Power

We always use headlamps for the boobs

09/29/2016 - 12:06 |
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But.. do you see what I did there? Hehehe

09/29/2016 - 12:08 |
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HONDA LIFE

Wheels =feet

09/29/2016 - 12:09 |
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Exactly! I couldn’t add it because the picture doesn’t show them xd

09/29/2016 - 12:11 |
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Stubaru

Omg this needs moar upvotes

09/29/2016 - 12:16 |
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Nissan 420sx

In reply to by Stubaru

It already has lots of upvotes, I think xD

09/29/2016 - 12:20 |
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Anonymous

Yay

09/29/2016 - 12:21 |
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Anonymous

Supercharged?
Turbocharged?

09/29/2016 - 12:21 |
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Nissan 420sx

In reply to by Anonymous (not verified)

And supercharged is when she always whines xD

09/29/2016 - 12:35 |
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OptimusprimeG1(TheCivicTypeRGuy)

Nice

09/29/2016 - 12:22 |
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Thank you xD

09/29/2016 - 14:32 |
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PorscheQuattroM-Power

Yup 😂. Some of my friends are carguys (Bram VL). We use this a lot

09/29/2016 - 12:25 |
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Wow it’s great to have car guy friends, isn’t it?

09/29/2016 - 14:32 |
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GotStance

this is clever - all lads revert to revising this for car shows

09/29/2016 - 12:30 |
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Haha I hope so :D

09/29/2016 - 12:35 |
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