The secret car guy language to talk about girls! #SecretCarGuyLanguage

Some weeks ago (I know, I wanted to make it earlier) I had the idea to make a secret car guy language and TheCarGuy helped me to finally make it. Now I will explain how the secret car guy language works:

First of all we need a “code word sentence“, so we know that we talk about a girl now:

That's a sweet Pontiac Aztek, isn't it?

Said no car guy ever, I think you get the concept. No girl will ever think you’re talking about her and your friend directly knows you’re talking about a girl now.
You can suggest more “code word sentences“ in the comments, I will add the best!

Now to the body parts and the car parts names:

• Car body = (Whole) body
• Hood = Head
• Front bumper = Face
• Twin turbos (TT’s) = Breasts
• Coilovers = Legs
• Rear bumper = Butt
• [Edit] Wheel = Feet
• Tires = Shoes
• Headlights = Eyes

So when we talk about the engine, we mean her intelligence.

I bet she has lots of horsepower under the hood = I bet she is clever

The interior could be the “inner beauty“, like:

I know her, she has a nice interior. = She is a nice person

I didn’t add parts like exhaust or gas hole, because I don’t want to go full pervert..
Always remember, it’s just for fun!