If You Could Chat To Your Car, This Is What You'd Say To It
We recently asked you what you'd chat to your car about if, for 30 magical seconds, it came alive and could communicate with you. These were your brilliant, albeit worrying responses...
Why is your f*****g check engine light on!
Suggested by: The Stig's Mazda Loving Cousin
Am I treating you right?
Suggested by: dat.crossfire.guy
I'm sorry for farting on your seat
Suggested by: Z K L
Please don’t ever leave me
Suggested by: Tobias Lind
What engine mod do you want for christmas?
Suggested by: Godzillaistheking
Which part of you will break next?
Suggested by: Drifting Dutch
Did I hurt your feelings when I hit your rev-limiter?
Suggested by: LewisHunter98
Am I a good driver?
Suggested by: Dave Doorley
Where is that bloody noise coming from?
Suggested by: LexBMW
When does VTEC kick in?
Suggested by: Gnarly
Where would you like to travel?
Suggested by: Peter Lukáč
I will never LS swap you!
Suggested by: Raregliscor1
You can find the original community question here for more funny suggestions!
Comments
“Be faster” lol
If your car could talk to you …
“Why would you do this to me?????”
“you have some serious drinking problem”
“Any chance you could just sip the petrol I put in?”
If your car could talk to you …
Would you mind sharing your bed with an M5, i know she’s a bit chunky but she makes a hell of a noise!!
My Evo X:
“Common, just a little faster xD”
Always trying to get me in trouble!
“Why do you always look so pissed off?”
We all been here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-VXUAN307H8
Why are you so dirty?