If You Could Chat To Your Car, This Is What You'd Say To It
We recently asked you what you'd chat to your car about if, for 30 magical seconds, it came alive and could communicate with you. These were your brilliant, albeit worrying responses...
Why is your f*****g check engine light on!
Suggested by: The Stig's Mazda Loving Cousin
Am I treating you right?
Suggested by: dat.crossfire.guy
I'm sorry for farting on your seat
Suggested by: Z K L
Please don’t ever leave me
Suggested by: Tobias Lind
What engine mod do you want for christmas?
Suggested by: Godzillaistheking
Which part of you will break next?
Suggested by: Drifting Dutch
Did I hurt your feelings when I hit your rev-limiter?
Suggested by: LewisHunter98
Am I a good driver?
Suggested by: Dave Doorley
Where is that bloody noise coming from?
Suggested by: LexBMW
When does VTEC kick in?
Suggested by: Gnarly
Where would you like to travel?
Suggested by: Peter Lukáč
I will never LS swap you!
Suggested by: Raregliscor1
You can find the original community question here for more funny suggestions!
Comments
Well, I’d be talking to myself… and people would think I’m crazy… and that is no good :C
“Sorry I messed you up”
Haha
My car would be like, “Why do drive so fast in me? I’m a Camry not a racecar!”
-Will you be my friend forever and ever? 😊♥🚗
Well, i would speak to it like a girlfriend, my bike gets more compliments from me than anyone else.
I generally end up encouraging my car to keep going, and compliments in how awesome it is at doing stuff it should not be doing :)
“You are boring as hell and I love you for it”
My car would say, “Feed me more you cheap sh!t”
So true!
:)
Do you want to go and crash into a party? Or a car meet? No…? No? Ok then u wanna race a honda boy?