If You Could Chat To Your Car, This Is What You'd Say To It

We recently asked you what you'd chat to your car about if, for 30 magical seconds, it came alive and could communicate with you. These were your brilliant, albeit worrying responses...
If You Could Chat To Your Car, This Is What You'd Say To It

Why is your f*****g check engine light on!

Suggested by: The Stig's Mazda Loving Cousin
Suggested by: The Stig's Mazda Loving Cousin

Am I treating you right?

Suggested by: dat.crossfire.guy
Suggested by: dat.crossfire.guy

I'm sorry for farting on your seat

Suggested by: Z K L
Suggested by: Z K L

Please don’t ever leave me

Suggested by: Tobias Lind
Suggested by: Tobias Lind

What engine mod do you want for christmas?

Suggested by: Godzillaistheking
Suggested by: Godzillaistheking

Which part of you will break next?

Suggested by: Drifting Dutch
Suggested by: Drifting Dutch

Did I hurt your feelings when I hit your rev-limiter?

Suggested by: LewisHunter98
Suggested by: LewisHunter98

Am I a good driver?

Suggested by: Dave Doorley
Suggested by: Dave Doorley

Where is that bloody noise coming from?

Suggested by: LexBMW
Suggested by: LexBMW

When does VTEC kick in?

Suggested by: Gnarly
Suggested by: Gnarly

Where would you like to travel?

Suggested by: Peter Lukáč
Suggested by: Peter Lukáč

I will never LS swap you!

Suggested by: Raregliscor1
Suggested by: Raregliscor1

You can find the original community question here for more funny suggestions!

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Comments

Haxin

Well, I’d be talking to myself… and people would think I’m crazy… and that is no good :C

04/18/2016 - 15:11 |
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Anonymous

“Sorry I messed you up”

04/18/2016 - 15:13 |
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Wullixes

Haha

04/18/2016 - 15:24 |
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Anonymous

My car would be like, “Why do drive so fast in me? I’m a Camry not a racecar!”

04/18/2016 - 15:30 |
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Fin Jimbo

-Will you be my friend forever and ever? 😊♥🚗

04/18/2016 - 16:04 |
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Extreme Daniel

Well, i would speak to it like a girlfriend, my bike gets more compliments from me than anyone else.

04/18/2016 - 16:10 |
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I generally end up encouraging my car to keep going, and compliments in how awesome it is at doing stuff it should not be doing :)

04/19/2016 - 02:02 |
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faisal3398 فيصل (Crown Vic)

“You are boring as hell and I love you for it”

04/18/2016 - 16:13 |
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Scott Duncan

My car would say, “Feed me more you cheap sh!t”

04/18/2016 - 16:23 |
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So true!

04/19/2016 - 09:55 |
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therenaultguy

:)

04/18/2016 - 16:37 |
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manuliciousxd

Do you want to go and crash into a party? Or a car meet? No…? No? Ok then u wanna race a honda boy?

04/18/2016 - 17:02 |
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