If You Could Chat To Your Car, This Is What You'd Say To It

We recently asked you what you'd chat to your car about if, for 30 magical seconds, it came alive and could communicate with you. These were your brilliant, albeit worrying responses...
If You Could Chat To Your Car, This Is What You'd Say To It

Why is your f*****g check engine light on!

Suggested by: The Stig's Mazda Loving Cousin
Suggested by: The Stig's Mazda Loving Cousin

Am I treating you right?

Suggested by: dat.crossfire.guy
Suggested by: dat.crossfire.guy

I'm sorry for farting on your seat

Suggested by: Z K L
Suggested by: Z K L

Please don’t ever leave me

Suggested by: Tobias Lind
Suggested by: Tobias Lind

What engine mod do you want for christmas?

Suggested by: Godzillaistheking
Suggested by: Godzillaistheking

Which part of you will break next?

Suggested by: Drifting Dutch
Suggested by: Drifting Dutch

Did I hurt your feelings when I hit your rev-limiter?

Suggested by: LewisHunter98
Suggested by: LewisHunter98

Am I a good driver?

Suggested by: Dave Doorley
Suggested by: Dave Doorley

Where is that bloody noise coming from?

Suggested by: LexBMW
Suggested by: LexBMW

When does VTEC kick in?

Suggested by: Gnarly
Suggested by: Gnarly

Where would you like to travel?

Suggested by: Peter Lukáč
Suggested by: Peter Lukáč

I will never LS swap you!

Suggested by: Raregliscor1
Suggested by: Raregliscor1

You can find the original community question here for more funny suggestions!

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Comments

Artur 'The Haferkeks' Kempf

“Be faster” lol

04/18/2016 - 14:43 |
22 | 0
TheSupercarRoad

If your car could talk to you …

“Why would you do this to me?????”

04/18/2016 - 14:47 |
130 | 0

WHY YOU DO DIS

04/18/2016 - 17:30 |
2 | 0

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04/19/2016 - 06:50 |
0 | 0

If mustang could talk to men…
“Only I can live forever!!”

04/19/2016 - 07:13 |
8 | 1
Anonymous

“you have some serious drinking problem”

04/18/2016 - 14:52 |
53 | 0
Caleb Shafther

In reply to by Anonymous (not verified)

same fam

04/18/2016 - 16:30 |
0 | 0
Vantomme

“Any chance you could just sip the petrol I put in?”

04/18/2016 - 14:54 |
25 | 0
d1 drift

If your car could talk to you …

  • good job!
04/18/2016 - 14:55 |
15 | 0
Metger1

Would you mind sharing your bed with an M5, i know she’s a bit chunky but she makes a hell of a noise!!

04/18/2016 - 14:56 |
4 | 0
Tom P

My Evo X:
“Common, just a little faster xD”

Always trying to get me in trouble!

04/18/2016 - 14:56 |
8 | 1
[Flux]

“Why do you always look so pissed off?”

04/18/2016 - 15:00 |
27 | 1
Anonymous

In reply to by [Flux]

“Becuase I’m a boat”

04/18/2016 - 20:37 |
9 | 2
Eric Wang

Why are you so dirty?

04/18/2016 - 15:07 |
15 | 0
Justin Pierce (100% inactive)

In reply to by Eric Wang

Woah mate! :)

04/18/2016 - 23:39 |
3 | 0