If You Could Chat To Your Car, This Is What You'd Say To It
We recently asked you what you'd chat to your car about if, for 30 magical seconds, it came alive and could communicate with you. These were your brilliant, albeit worrying responses...
Why is your f*****g check engine light on!
Suggested by: The Stig's Mazda Loving Cousin
Am I treating you right?
Suggested by: dat.crossfire.guy
I'm sorry for farting on your seat
Suggested by: Z K L
Please don’t ever leave me
Suggested by: Tobias Lind
What engine mod do you want for christmas?
Suggested by: Godzillaistheking
Which part of you will break next?
Suggested by: Drifting Dutch
Did I hurt your feelings when I hit your rev-limiter?
Suggested by: LewisHunter98
Am I a good driver?
Suggested by: Dave Doorley
Where is that bloody noise coming from?
Suggested by: LexBMW
When does VTEC kick in?
Suggested by: Gnarly
Where would you like to travel?
Suggested by: Peter Lukáč
I will never LS swap you!
Suggested by: Raregliscor1
You can find the original community question here for more funny suggestions!
Comments
Please don’t break. Hahahaha
Who says that I don’t? O.o
“I’m not cheating, I swear! I was only LOOKING at that AMG!”
To my dad’s Range, “STOP……BREAKING……..DOWN!!”
I’ll always love you! (queue song)
My dad’s 750il in town.. “Put your foot right into the floor, we are going only 50 on 30! Im supercar!”
Can you please please please please please please stop eating gearboxes?
kthx xo
I feel like the first GIF should be used for the farting quote… haha
oh mine would be easy
“WHY DO YOU KEEP WEEING ON THE DRIVE STOP BED WETTING!!!”
My 1994 Pontiac Grand Am
“Whats wrong with the water pump now…”