If You Could Chat To Your Car, This Is What You'd Say To It
We recently asked you what you'd chat to your car about if, for 30 magical seconds, it came alive and could communicate with you. These were your brilliant, albeit worrying responses...
Why is your f*****g check engine light on!
Suggested by: The Stig's Mazda Loving Cousin
Am I treating you right?
Suggested by: dat.crossfire.guy
I'm sorry for farting on your seat
Suggested by: Z K L
Please don’t ever leave me
Suggested by: Tobias Lind
What engine mod do you want for christmas?
Suggested by: Godzillaistheking
Which part of you will break next?
Suggested by: Drifting Dutch
Did I hurt your feelings when I hit your rev-limiter?
Suggested by: LewisHunter98
Am I a good driver?
Suggested by: Dave Doorley
Where is that bloody noise coming from?
Suggested by: LexBMW
When does VTEC kick in?
Suggested by: Gnarly
Where would you like to travel?
Suggested by: Peter Lukáč
I will never LS swap you!
Suggested by: Raregliscor1
You can find the original community question here for more funny suggestions!
Comments
“I would pound you so hard
Let’s go choo choo what say you!
More like “what do you think of emission laws?”
Simple… “Thank you” :)
“Next time please don’t crash me into people”
~ From your loving Mustang
“First the humans on the little roads, then the human in my seat”
Let me just give you my credit card.
Things I have said to my car while gently stroking various parts.
While stroking the steering wheel: You like me inside you, don’t you?
While stroking the shift knob: Yea.. you like that huh? You like it when I play with your knob don’t you?
While stroking the side: You’re such a dirty girl, let’s have some fun cleaning you up.
While stroking the trunk: Dat ass doe
While stroking the dash: Good girl, good girl.
These have not all been with one car though. I have been with multiple road fairing partners over the years.
#NotWeirdAndSlightlyDisturbingInAnyWayShapeOrForm
Me in a Prius; “Can’t you go any faster & still get great fuel economy?”
My car would say… well, whatever I say because I am my car.
What do your
Mean “ If you could talk to your car”. Who doesn’t talk to their car