What single statement can you make that will piss off the highest number of car enthusiasts?

Non car guy to car guy friend: “I just bought a new Prius”

I remember when I bought my JDM Mustang, German piece of poorly built crap never ran quite like my reliable MG ZR did!

“I’m pretty sure its a lambo dude”

It’s just a car

Cars suck!

I sold my GTR to buy a Prius… Don’t worry it’s a manual.

“Cars are just to get you from Point A to B”

Prius is a good looking performance car

“Cars are just to get you from point A to point B”

“It’s just a car. Go get a new one. What’s the difference?”