The 10 Worst Feelings You’ll Experience As A Biker
If you live your life on two wheels, you'll know these feelings all too well!
Crushing your nether regions on the tank
Getting caught out on track-biased rubber in the wet
Forgetting your waterproofs
Awkwardly clinging on to your best bud
Forgetting to wear your thermals in winter
When the police pull you over and you’re wearing a helmet cam
Waiting while your bike’s getting an MOT
Realising that you’ve left your bike unlocked
Trying to start your bike after winter hibernation
Selling your bike and watching the new owner ride it away
Do you guys have any additions to the list? Let us know below!
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Or in my friends case, a bumblebee hits him in the face, and proceeds to sting him.
Falling off while in shorts
falling off while in shorts and you no longer have leg fleshes
Don’t be a squid then!
Massive headache from jaw clenching…
Winter hibernation? What’s that?
you’re not allowed to ride your bike during winter time, because it’s very dangerous in the snow and especially on ice
From personal experience. Road Rash is the worst
whats winter?
The season after autumn
Wearing full gear in the Texas summer and your lighter jacket doesn’t really fit so you have to wear a heavier one. Or riding a cbr600rr in Austin traffic.
No Lane splitting must be hell! Sorry to hear.
The other day I went to the shop on the bike in the sun…
I came out the shop and it was a monsoon I swear…
Also, checking the tax of your old bike and seeing it’s been declared SORN (off the road) for 2 years.
So dumb question, but what is MOT? Southern California living so my bike never sees hibernation and rain is a rare occasion. Lol. Oh and so is pulling over for cops. Chasing is becoming too dangerous for them so they don’t really bother bikes :)
Technically it is a defunct term what is now our “Department for transport” used to be called “Ministry of transport” and so the annual roadworthiness test got called “MoT test” and the name persisted. Basically ensures you have working lights/brakes/adequate tread depth etc etc. Jealous of your lack of rainfall btw!
Watching a hot girl jog by and setting off whilst forgetting to remove your wheel lock and destroying your brake line..