9 Ways To Explain To Normal People Why You Love Cars

If you struggle to explain your love of cars to the 'sub-humans', then here are nine great explanations to get you started!
9 Ways To Explain To Normal People Why You Love Cars

I'd ask them a question...

Suggested by Thug Bird
Suggested by Thug Bird

Me: “Hey, what’s your passion, then?”
Sub-human: “Umm this thing. And I really like it!”
Me: “Likewise, I like my passion like you like your passion, so let’s not downgrade each other, alright? Every man to himself.”

Cars are like people...

Suggested by Alex Kersten
Suggested by Alex Kersten

“Cars are like people. You give them love and they’ll always look after you. You respect them, and they’ll watch your back. But most of all…if you’re willing to work on them yourself, they’ll be your best friend for life.”

I have no idea why...

Suggested by Lamborghini SV
Suggested by Lamborghini SV

“To be honest I have no idea why I love cars, I just do.”

Cars are cheaper than cocaine...

Suggested by Richard Cantillon
Suggested by Richard Cantillon

“Because cars are cheaper than cocaine and a lot more fun.”

Just because you don't get it...

Suggested by Ricardo Mercio
Suggested by Ricardo Mercio

“Just because you don’t get it doesn’t mean it doesn’t make sense. How often do I question your love for oversized phones and overpriced coffee?”

Because race car

Suggested by Michael Misieczko
Suggested by Michael Misieczko

Cars never leave you...

Suggested by Allegra
Suggested by Allegra

“Cars never leave you. And you can always make them change and be better without them giving you issues.”

Step 1: Find turbo RX-7...

Suggested by Caro F. Doom
Suggested by Caro F. Doom

Step 1: Find turbo RX-7
Step 2: Warm up engine
Step 3: Rev engine
Step 4: Lift foot off throttle
Step 5: stu

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Comments

Bruno Ban

Why explaining?
You just leave, that is a waste of time
Better to work on your racecar

03/25/2016 - 10:38 |
50 | 0

i try to do that, but i get to pissed off when they say that you should stop or find another hobbie

03/25/2016 - 15:12 |
6 | 0
Caddy_V3

Haven’t see the fosa trailer untill now might haft to wait for the PC version XD

03/25/2016 - 10:44 |
8 | 2
Chakibsitax

tell them : “Life is quick, so I need to go quicker”

03/25/2016 - 10:45 |
34 | 0
LimitOfTraction #FlatOut

Or show them this

03/25/2016 - 10:49 |
36 | 0
Anonymous

Colin McRae once said
“We’re here for a good time, not a long time.”

03/25/2016 - 10:50 |
58 | 0
Khan

In reply to by Anonymous (not verified)

So did Drake.

03/25/2016 - 15:30 |
0 | 12
Anonymous

Cars are like babies. You take care of them, feed them, improve them (teach them), spend a lot of money on them. but the thing is - If you treat them well, after 18 years they won’t leave with someone you don’t like. They will be loyal to you.
Oh, and car pukes are way nicer to clean up, than baby pukes.

03/25/2016 - 10:52 |
22 | 0

I properly cried on this one, had to lock my door for a moment just to not let anyone see me like this over a video.

03/25/2016 - 11:30 |
24 | 0

I agree, it touching, but I have to disagree at the same time. I’m a teenager and I play a lot of computer games, but I drive a car sometimes. It’s not comparable. Driving 400 kph with Koenigsegg in game is nowhere near as exciting as driving 110 kph on straight, bumpy b-road with slow hatchback with floaty suspension. No comparison.

03/25/2016 - 12:43 |
22 | 2

Oh yes, Jeremy Clarkson’s ode to performance. This is a beautiful speech; I was crying.

03/25/2016 - 16:55 |
4 | 0
Anonymous

Is it weird that I cried a bit to the forza trailer?

03/25/2016 - 10:58 |
560 | 0
Lucky-Stig

In reply to by Anonymous (not verified)

No it’s ok ^^

03/25/2016 - 11:15 |
34 | 0
Sebastiaan de Waal

In reply to by Anonymous (not verified)

You are not alone, my friend

03/25/2016 - 11:15 |
48 | 0
Nanahira is my Waifu

In reply to by Anonymous (not verified)

I was about to ask the same thing, i did tear up a little.

03/25/2016 - 11:26 |
28 | 0
ciscoVT

In reply to by Anonymous (not verified)

is it that bad?

03/25/2016 - 11:32 |
4 | 4
Anonymous

In reply to by Anonymous (not verified)

U are not alome

03/25/2016 - 11:41 |
0 | 0
Anonymous

Or this

Miata
is
always
the
answer

03/25/2016 - 11:06 |
8 | 2
Anonymous

Why does he pronounce it “fortsa”, loved the rest but this bugged me

03/25/2016 - 11:28 |
0 | 0
Jimmy Landin

In reply to by Anonymous (not verified)

Because it is spelled “forza” not “forsa” like most other people pronounce it

03/25/2016 - 11:47 |
0 | 0
mazdapathy

In reply to by Anonymous (not verified)

Fawtza

01/06/2018 - 08:59 |
0 | 0