The Next Grand Tour Ep Will Feature SUV Shenanigans And Paris Hilton Crashing A Jag

If you've always wanted to see how well the new Alfa Romeo Stelvio Quadrifoglio drifts, you might want to watch this...

08 Feb 2018

The theme of this week’s installment of The Grand Tour seems to be SUVs, but don’t let that put you off: it looks like it’s going to be an entertaining, shenanigan-filled affair.

The main feature will revolve around the Alfa Romeo Stelvio Quadrifoglio, a Porsche Macan Turbo and the new Range Rover Velar. Judging from the shot of the Stelvio going massively sideways alone, it’ll definitely be worth a watch.

Back at the Eboladrome Jeremy Clarkson conducts a “legally perilous test” of the Tesla Model X (you might remember a certain lawsuit from the Californian company after Clarkson’s memorable Roadster review), while Paris Hilton and Rory McIlroy jump in the F-Type for Celebrity F-Off in an attempt to find the “world’s fastest golf enthusiast.” It looks like the poor Jaguar suffered badly in the process…

Growing up on a diet of World Rally Championship highlights and lengthy Gran Turismo 2 sessions, a life in cars was as good as inevitable for Matt.

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Looks good.

Oof

The best answers are to questions you didnt ask. Especially when they involve an SUV and a race track

Can I just say before people start commenting saying they hate this place or whatever and don’t even get me started on the stupid we warned you rubbish, they are not helping whatsoever so please ignore them guys. Anyway things are happening there are measures being taken to solve this issue and bare in mind that things don’t just sort themselves overnight, give it time people give it time.

Well said

Ikr!

Ya know i was with them at first but then I got to thinking. What am i doing to better the site? What am i doing to fix the problem? So i got to work. Maybe we, instead of making a hashtag against CT, make one supporting it!

Im confused, what’s happening?

What does the “We Warned You” stuff supposed to mean? Some people changed their names to “gone” and stuff.

I always look forward to a new Grand Tour episofe every week and this is no different!

Off subject but I tried posting something on “funny” earlier. It still won’t let me 😥
What’s the crack ??

They have frozen ALL posting due to the bot problem pls bare with this they are solving the issues as we speak.

Just Thinking Matt that no other UK car show, has won an award outside Top Gear under Clarkson then GT get British GQ tv personality off the year.

they also get a Tric award nomination for Best UK subscription show, losing out to the crown after season 1 which was a mix bag.

this will not be a popular view, but after Evansgate Top Gear version of Heaven gate a period away from the spotlight will help it i reckon so Le Blanc has a chance.

Season 2 off Grand Tour has been better balanced, in my view and hopefully will get some award nomination for it work.

Grand Tour just completed a delayed Columbia special, with was put back with Clarkson in hospital and will be out this summer before season 3 land i reckon.