The Subaru Conspiracy Theory

Welcome everyone to my first real upload in a month, was making this video worth it? Probably not! I hope you all have fun though and it gets at least 50 views! Let’s look into some of the points

The Evidence Mounts

After seeing a video saying that Subaru are N@zis because of seeing a Subaru ad on a N@zi video our protagonist Andrew becomes “woke” and dives into an elaborate theory as to why Subaru are N@zis. First, there’s the fact there’s never been a jéw in a Subaru. Next, Mel Gibson said some very racist things after being pulled over for a DUI once and said something racist while bursting out at his girlfriend over the phone. Mel Gibson did numerous Subaru ads as the visual evidence proves. Next, we dive into Bruce Willis, who is a N@zi cause of one movie scene where he held up a racist sign, and a picture of him in a Trump M@G@ hat, which one can only assume is because there were no good N@zi baseball caps in stock. He’s also a white alpha male, which makes him both sexist and racist, so once again evidence he is a N@zi. He did many ads for Subaru just like Mel Gibson. After that, we have footage of a gen 2 Subaru Outback running over Ferguson protestors who had every right to illegal block the intersection without the proper permit. Once again proof Subaru = N@zi. It goes deeper though! Paul Hogan did Subaru ads, another WHITE MALE, this time in a cowboy hat, which I have only seen Republicans wearing and everybody knows Republican = N@zi. Then there is Ronald Reagan, owner of a Subaru Brat (cut the act a little bit, Ronald Reagan actually did some questionable stuff, however, the concentration camp clip is fake, he was talking about camps in Vietnam).

Climax

Finally, Andrew has finally reached a conclusion. Not only is Subaru supported by N@zis, he has discovered the true secret ingredient in Subarus. It’s not love, it is in fact Jéws. That’s right, the gold rims of every STI are created using the gold teeth pulled out by the N@zis, and they are used in other manufacturing of Subarus. But wait a minute, Andrew forgot to finish watching the video. He continues to hear no, these ads were not supposed to be on N@zi and offensive videos. It all turns out to be just a paranoid false flag.

Conclusion

Overall, this video is just to parody conspiracy theories and wacky ideas on both sides of the political spectrum. It is also to point out the ridiculousness of making advertisers such as Subaru “guilty by association”. At the end of the day, the video is meant to have a message sure, but it’s just for fun, please enjoy it. Please give the video a like, subscribe, and share it with a friend if you can. Every view counts guys, new videos soon! #ctom #subarusaturday