Why I HATE the 5th Gen Camaro.
#blogpost

First off…if you love or own one of these things, relax.
Know I hate it…but respect your right to love it.
Hey, “Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.”, right?
No worries, then.
Lets get to some reasons why I feel this way.
Does this even matter?
WARNING: Severely Sleep Deprived Dude writing this now.
Also he is only using Google to acquire images. No knowledge surfing.
Meh. See how it goes.
All from memory. Off the dome.
It’s gonna jump around a lot. En…joy?

#MakeCarThrottleCarsAgain

Bumblebee: Straight up EXPLOITATION of an American Icon

Okay, yes…the Bumblebee spec Camaro is a pretty awesome car. But for one: IT’S HOTSHOT not

Terrible movies. Awful.
I feel like Comic Book Guy is your perception of me, but I am not that cool.
Anyway
Back to the list of reasons I hate that its “Bumblebee” the Camaro
They should leave Bee-themed American cars to the pros

I know none of these are named Bumblebee and that a spec of a car shouldnt be the basis of my opinion of that car as a whole…but its really difficult not to think of every time I see a 5th gen.
I lame Michael Bay for putting Megan Fox in them.

He knew what he was doing...

For at least the whole first year of the Fifth Gen Camaro’s life after an 8 YEAR hiatus was just toys, posters, video games…
It made it appeal to a lot of people. But it didnt work on me.
See, I know that the open mouth gets fed…but some fatties should keep their mouth shut and not gain so much weight you nearly keel over and die. That was what happened.
The sales skyrocketed initially. Then started spiraling.
Always loosing to the Mustang.
Sales wise. Cant say for “on the track” because I really didnt follow this car. Why?

Somehow its both Boxy and Fat.

Funky combination of curves and lines…just makes for an unpleasant viewing experience. Number of reasons why that is. Mainly because…

Post 2008 Chevy

That’s right…make sure you leave real sharp points on your pitchforks.
Really not a fan of a LOT of Chevy cars after the good ole Taxpayer Bailout.
Because the ones I have lived with and seen every day

Suck.

Chevy just went downhill for a while there. They tried mixing it up by bringing back a classic ponycar. But they failed to make it a ponycar.
What we got in 2010 was just…this weird mix between a sports car, two door midsized sedan and a floppy attempt at a musclecar.
(Regular ones not the ZL1 or a modified one, obviously)
You get all the crappy plastic bits you’d expect from an American car after the 1980s. Remedial interior. But you get to go pretty fast.
Is it worth it though?
Is it worth all the attention?
All that machismo and testosterone. Eeesh.
Thats just weird to me.
The whole “Look at me”
Guess thats just proof I prefer Euro cars.
Sue me.
At this time, I end the post. 2:36 AM PST