If You Could Chat To Your Car, This Is What You'd Say To It

We recently asked you what you'd chat to your car about if, for 30 magical seconds, it came alive and could communicate with you. These were your brilliant, albeit worrying responses...
If You Could Chat To Your Car, This Is What You'd Say To It

Why is your f*****g check engine light on!

Suggested by: The Stig's Mazda Loving Cousin
Suggested by: The Stig's Mazda Loving Cousin

Am I treating you right?

Suggested by: dat.crossfire.guy
Suggested by: dat.crossfire.guy

I'm sorry for farting on your seat

Suggested by: Z K L
Suggested by: Z K L

Please don’t ever leave me

Suggested by: Tobias Lind
Suggested by: Tobias Lind

What engine mod do you want for christmas?

Suggested by: Godzillaistheking
Suggested by: Godzillaistheking

Which part of you will break next?

Suggested by: Drifting Dutch
Suggested by: Drifting Dutch

Did I hurt your feelings when I hit your rev-limiter?

Suggested by: LewisHunter98
Suggested by: LewisHunter98

Am I a good driver?

Suggested by: Dave Doorley
Suggested by: Dave Doorley

Where is that bloody noise coming from?

Suggested by: LexBMW
Suggested by: LexBMW

When does VTEC kick in?

Suggested by: Gnarly
Suggested by: Gnarly

Where would you like to travel?

Suggested by: Peter Lukáč
Suggested by: Peter Lukáč

I will never LS swap you!

Suggested by: Raregliscor1
Suggested by: Raregliscor1

You can find the original community question here for more funny suggestions!

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Comments

The Stig's Mazda Loving Cousin

Wow! Top one! Honored

04/18/2016 - 17:06 |
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Anonymous

“I’m sorry that douche bag slammed your door… He’ll never ride in you again.”

04/18/2016 - 17:10 |
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Anonymous

DON’T KILL ME PLEASE !!!!!

04/18/2016 - 17:16 |
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Anonymous

Our Corolla would probably say to me “Hey, your mom is sitting beside you. Why not turn at a higher speed ?” 😂😂

04/18/2016 - 18:11 |
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Anonymous

Mi.

04/18/2016 - 18:26 |
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Jorge

Me: “I wanna turbo you so bad!, could your transmission handle it?”
Altima Coupe “My CVT probably can’t but do it anyway!” :D

I’m so tempted D:

04/18/2016 - 18:41 |
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Stubaru

My car would say nothing because I don’t have one yet.

04/18/2016 - 22:10 |
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Anonymous

Why are you running rough

04/18/2016 - 23:53 |
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XSEAN

If your car could talk to you …

It was a left stupid. Your lucky I got SATNAV

04/19/2016 - 00:59 |
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Dprac1ng

My car would be like, dude I’m a 25 year old diesel starlet with sagging doors and a rattly interior. Why do you push me so hard? If it happens again I’ll overheat.

04/19/2016 - 01:59 |
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